40. Little Mon, Big City (Part 3)

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Previously on Quest Friends Here After

[00:00:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Some of the mosses like roll into Booker and try to pantomime Boidle Rats. Can't find them anywhere

[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_00]: You all hear a bunch of sad skeleton possums calling out for their father

[00:00:23] [SPEAKER_00]: You rascal, you aren't gonna threaten anyone with your dangerous tax evasion ever again

[00:00:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Tax evasion

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Booker will continue to lead them towards the depths of the opera house

[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_00]: We told you not to come back, Butcher

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Right, cool, right, cool

[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Toledoib, Toledoib! Boidle Rat, that's the bigger piece of paper

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Operation Free Papa

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of how I just can't wait to be Hellfire

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Dark fire

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_01]: The something lyrics under the sea

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh Meg, you're really trying

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just doing Disney

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_12]: You're really going for it, I love it so much

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_12]: You were like, Les Mis, Disney?

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Disney's already breaking down the door to the studio

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_11]: Food, glorious food

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_06]: Follow that dollar for a long way down far away from the poor house store

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_06]: I forget to help Lord of Hades Town Ain't no difference anymore

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Scottlebot!

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_02]: No, stop picking these songs

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_00]: That one's 100% being sung by Jam

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Jam is singing the Scottlebot

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_00]: And God they're giving their all

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_12]: Good for Jam, I guess

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_12]: They do what they love the best

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_12]: We support when Jam does it

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_12]: And I love that for them

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_00]: We hear the blomp, blomp, blomp, blomp

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_00]: One of my pa, pa, pa, pa

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_00]: You can barely hear over this very excited college kid

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Or I guess high school kid

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_00]: The honking of a horn

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_00]: As there is a sheer black hearse

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Honking the horn trying to get through the crowd

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Inside these two men in black looking figures

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_00]: With no faces sit there

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_00]: And very strategically and calmly

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Honk on the horn of this vehicle

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_00]: This should be a bit

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_00]: This should be a bit of like, you know

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_00]: The cops in the car trying to point in the right direction

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_00]: But it's still uncanny as one of them like

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Robotically points

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_00]: And the other moves the car

[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_00]: As in the back this casket kind of jostles a little bit

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_00]: The car tries to move through the crowd

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_00]: But sees that one of the passageways

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Is blocked by this frog and a tutu

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Doing a really uncomfortable dance

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_00]: And so they go over the other direction

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_00]: And they see that there's this crann looking drawing

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Also blocking the way

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_00]: One of the overseers rolls down the window

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Trying to look out

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_00]: And from there the sound just overwhelm the inside

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Of this hearse

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_00]: You hear the singing and the dancing

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_00]: And you hear Willie Shakespeare going like

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Willie!

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Hello and welcome to the audition parade

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Why?

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_00]: For my secret, a wink new project

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh that's what I was saying

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Willie

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_00]: There's a reason you're not auditioning

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Don't try singing along

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Willie Shakespeare can do everything but sing

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_12]: It's his only weakness we need to tell the phantoms

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_00]: And the undertaker just slowly rolls back up the window

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Elsewhere in the parade

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_00]: You can hear over, I'm gonna say you have little necromancoms

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Because this is a heist, you're gonna have coms

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Necrocoms

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_00]: You hear a voicing

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Alright um so uh

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Well we blocked the thing they should be uh

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Should be on their way

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_00]: I hope you're uh

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Don't worry there Lucas

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_00]: I know that the pack back bandits had a different thing they had to do

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_00]: But Boyle Rat assures me that this team is capable of anything

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes what scares me

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_00]: We cool

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Good luck guys

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_00]: The four of you, five of you now

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Because Boyle Rat is with you

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_00]: See the hearse carrying Rasputin

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Get caught in the middle of this crowd

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_00]: As you're watching from

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Where you're waiting

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Where are you waiting

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_07]: We are all in a dumpster

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Poking our eyes out of like a tiny crack in the dumpster

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_12]: That's better than what I was gonna say

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_12]: Which was the grassy knoll

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_12]: No, hell no

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_12]: JFK, no

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_12]: JFK comes first I gotta wear eyes

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Actually because JFK is canonically also a siren

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_00]: And takes up a lot of attention

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_00]: So she refuses to go to any event that JFK is at

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Aira

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright what else you got

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Since we're trying to be sneaky

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_03]: We would all be wearing babushkas right

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_11]: Babushkas are the pinnacle of disguise

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_11]: Like nobody questions someone in a babushka on a grassy knoll

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_12]: What if we all had babushkas and little mustaches

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_12]: I want a babushka and a mustache

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_12]: And to be hiding in a dumpster on the grassy knoll

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I was gonna ask if the babushka could actually be a trash bag

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_12]: That we just fashioned into a babushka

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Can we all have trash bag babushkas?

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And we all have different pieces of trash as mustaches

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_03]: One of the mossies has a noodle

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna add to this if I can add one thing

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Because it doesn't make sense fully for there to be a grassy knoll

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_00]: That's okay

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_00]: That's okay

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_00]: So here's what we see in order

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_00]: We see a bunch of necroman eyes

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Then we see garbage bag babushkas

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_00]: As they poke their heads out of a dumpster

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Which is on a grassy knoll

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_00]: But the grassy knoll is actually one of the floats

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Moving across alongside the parade

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_11]: Like Sochi is celebrating the grassy knoll

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Like they are saying it's not allowed over here

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_03]: This will scare him away

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_03]: It's an environmental advocacy flow

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_03]: This will scare him away

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_12]: Like you put those deer scarers and gardens that like hit each other

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_11]: He's getting the deer away

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_11]: And JFK just goes running into the night

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Sochi just walks by JFK and does finger guns

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_12]: I want to be in your performance

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_12]: I'm really excited to be here

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I just thought it would be funny if this was like a camera

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_02]: That is panning out to all of the necroman

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Hiding with the babushka

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_02]: And suddenly at the very edge there's a horse also

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Hiding with Trash and a babushka

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I just summoned the horse off screen

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_02]: And now the horse is part of the heist

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_02]: But like I don't know how long the horse mechanically would stay

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to waste a horse for a comedic effect

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_07]: The horse is with us until they die tragically at the climax of the heist

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_00]: So we hear all the sounds, right?

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_00]: We hear the Aleam

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_00]: We hear the Suzevam

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_00]: We hear the Rakuub

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_00]: The Tarladoib

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_00]: And the Hoeykope

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_00]: And then we hear a

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Breeeerrrr

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Because this is not a necroman horse

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_00]: No, it specifically says this is just a regular old horse you have brought horses back from extinction

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Dark magics. I forgot everything was extinct back in the flashback round was like oh

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_00]: I've never heard of horse before that sounds pretty cool though

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I could show up maybe I could show that to a hey, uh, maybe I'll show it to him

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_00]: You know after this is all done and she looks very sad

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay, so my plan kind of does involve the horse which is

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_12]: So the hearse is the hearse being pulled by horses sometimes the old-fashioned ones are and could we just put our horse by the hearse?

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_12]: Just swap a horse out with our horse

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_12]: But if there are no horses, then that's gonna be a lot harder to do I

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Don't believe there are but you can still give this a shot

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_12]: I think we should be like this is the official hearse horse

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_12]: I can't believe you fucking laughed without this horse. It needs to pull the hearse

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_12]: How do you think it's moving and that that really just gets us close to the hearse and then we sneak in

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_12]: We blow it up from the inside

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_12]: And then we escape with rescue and ride the horse into the sunset as fast as that little horse will carry

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_12]: Five necromon and a guy

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Picture this the mossies have their little noodle mustache

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_03]: So we looped the noodle over the horse's neck. It's a really long noodle

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_12]: You know how you sometimes use a noodle as a bridal like that's been that's happened before and

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And and and we talked about how Malaya has little stubby hands

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_03]: So Malaya could hold the noodle in its little stubby hands teamwork and then

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Boidal rat could be like on the horse's head turning or like covering one of the horses eyes

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_03]: so then it goes like that or the other way turns and

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, okay, so there are three mossies

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_03]: So two mossies on one side to get down to where the foot should be and then on the other side

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_03]: It's one mossy and pokey. Oh who can be like a spur and then I

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Booker can be Malaya saddle. I have an incredibly important joke to make

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_07]: But I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the book series Hallie

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_07]: What are the books with that club of girls who all ride horses the pony pals?

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_12]: I recommended the pony pals to Vivian yesterday

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_12]: I said have you ever read the pony pals and she was like no and I was like, okay

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_12]: So we don't want to read the pony pals

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_12]: The the frickin pony pals. Yeah, so pony pals from Pawnee, Indiana

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_07]: My joke is that Booker is familiar with the entirety of the pony pals from Hills personal library and

[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Through shenanigans but mossies are as well

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Because of this but mossy's a fucker know how to be firm with a horse

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Because horses will be jerks and walk all over you if they think they could scare you but the pony pals have real friendship

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_00]: So we kick in the heist music

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_00]: We see

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_00]: As it zooms down on all of the five mon and then a horse from there

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_00]: We see you all set up on the horse. We see Malaya start to get the bridle on

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you'll rap jump up on top. Hope you'll wrap around to one of the foot

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Booker and mossies have somehow gotten a copy of the pony pals

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_00]: We're sitting there like talking over it like doing a strategy meeting. Please Kyle. I'm a book

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_00]: I can be the pony is that an ability it is now Kyle it is

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Now

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, the horse is now in position

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_00]: The whole purse shifts behind them the casket just fucking falls over to the ground

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_00]: But the overseers don't move and one looks at the other points to the horse and the other overseer

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, yeah, you are in front of the hearse. What is your plan now?

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_00]: The smaller necromon covertly speak onto hearse

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_12]: I would like to be one of those because I have door magic which just like

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_12]: Open stuff

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_12]: I don't know if I can use it to open and then lock a door right away

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_12]: Or if it is literally just one time

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_12]: But if it's just one time I will be opening the door to the hearse do it

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll let you control that door and yeah, you control over one door. Okay. I would like to control the best door

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_12]: What is the best story? I don't know you tell me which one is most advantageous

[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean the trunk where you open it up to get the the back door for the coffin

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_00]: But like what is that where a rescue is it has to be there two overseers in the front and a casket in back

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess we'll we'll use it on the casket. That's a door that means we have to get into the car

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_12]: Um, I also have wizard digits. I don't know what to do with that. Doesn't that just make fingers appear

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_12]: It's light telekinesis on small objects. Oh, so it's a little more useful than that undo the latch

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_12]: Telekinesis light telekinesis latches are small telekinesis under the latch

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_12]: And then I'd like to use the door magic to open the casket

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_12]: And then we have a sputen out and I'm gonna bring

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_12]: Boidle rat with me to communicate get on the horse to rescue and then we're gonna ride away. Okay, he cannot sit on me

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_12]: He will sit behind

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Behind booker. I'm gonna say this is

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Standard okay. This is a standard difficulty you are gonna use slide. Okay my sly loadout is plus zero

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_12]: Oh

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Eight my god. Yay

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_00]: So the horse gets in front half the mon jump on top here

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Of like the quill on metal as you use one of your little cactus spines to hook onto the back door

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_00]: And then you pull out your little wizard digits

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_00]: It's like the master hand from smash, but small you pick the lock and for a second whoa

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_00]: It opens up and pushes to the side out and you have to hold on

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_00]: But eventually the door swings back in and you can get to the back where the casket is kind of on its side

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_00]: And boy, that's like

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_12]: That was me doing door magic

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_12]: Which none of our listeners can see but I did I did a flourish with my little arms after shushing

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Little red. So you want to push open the the top of the casket, right? Yeah. Yeah, but quietly. Okay

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_00]: clink

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_00]: and then there's a

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_00]: You see

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Some kind of force is pushing against it

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_00]: But the door because it flipped over when it got stopped by the horse is on the bottom

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_00]: And so Rasputin can't open it

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_00]: He can't push open the lid because it's upside down. I'm so mad at you

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_12]: I come I come I come I come I'm a little pokey. Oh panics

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_12]: It just starts trying to push with their little cactus body and asks portal rat to help

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_00]: It was all fun and games till you left the grassy knoll

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It was all fun and games till we left the grassy knoll god

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Booker

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Little voice muffled on the back of the horse

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Tries to explain leverage

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Concept of leverage, but he doesn't really understand how to explain it. So he's basically trying to tell you

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_03]: put book under

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_03]: heavy thing

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_03]: and

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_03]: whoop

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_09]: some

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_09]: some

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't you understand pokey?

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Leverage

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_03]: sees

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Hearing all of you fucking yell at each other

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_00]: You notice the overseers are starting to slowly turn their heads back to the back of the hearse

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_12]: I'm gonna pull Boyle rat to hide behind the casket

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_07]: The mosses are going to pat booker and pat Malaya

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_07]: And then they're going to hop down and roll in front of the hearse

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_07]: And start like hopping up and down making as much noise as possible

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Bossy no

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_02]: To protect the mossy one of the mossies will just be like

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Booker says atop the horse alone

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_00]: I want both of you to roll me fierce

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Difficulty um, we'll do between standard and challenging. We'll say it's seven

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_00]: eight

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Seven seven exactly. All right Malaya and mossies. How do you distract the

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_00]: overseers?

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I think that Malaya just try to protect the mossies

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_07]: The mossies are doing an acapella routine like a barber shot quartet, but there's only three of them

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Bouncing up and down being weird trying to draw as much attention and conceal the noise being made by

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Malaya is just screaming

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_00]: So they just think Malaya's the fourth person in the barber shot quartet

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_00]: You can see one of them was looking to the back and was moving its hand

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Which we're gonna say had a misty blue aura around it, which is indicative of necro technology or ghostly magic

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_00]: But before it can even notice you in the back or what I was really checking for with the eight

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_00]: The fact that the back of the hearse was open

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_00]: They hear the like singing barber shop quartet and they just turn back around and stare

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_00]: song

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, what's the rest of the game doing?

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_12]: um

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_12]: Pocchio would like to apply the concept of leverage something that they just thought up on their own

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_12]: If there is like some kind of tiny

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_12]: Flat wedge like object in the back of the hearse. I would like to use it to try to like

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_00]: I will let you use booker. Well, okay, but who's riding the horse?

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_12]: We'll switch we'll switch i'll ride the horse and i'll get booker in to do leverage

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_11]: Well, he can't do leverage by himself. You've got boittle rat

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_11]: Right

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_12]: I'd like to imagine this is all them yelling at each other and care

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_12]: We needed boittle rat to talk to respite and to be like get on the horse respite

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_12]: It's gonna be like who is this book? Okay, okay, okay here here here pokey

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Explain leverage to poital rat. No, it's gonna be like telephone

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll have you hop onto the horse and then I'll hop onto the hearse

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, but okay, so you need to explain what boy rat has to do

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Uh roll clever and it is going to be

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck it. I'm gonna be mean. It's gonna be 10. It's gonna be very

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_12]: But my cleverest plus two so uh

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_12]: I got a six take one stress

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Ah

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_12]: Boital rat seems to understand seems to understand. We'll take it. We'll fucking take it

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_00]: You get in booker and boittle rat really excited tries to apply leverage

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_00]: But instead of using you to apply leverage to the casket is trying to use the casket to apply leverage to you

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Toledo

[00:21:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Boital rat goes around and she splays herself out to be used as leverage against the uh

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Booker pokes her repeatedly with his little eye stock

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_03]: He will put down like a little block

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and then he'll wedge one side of himself underneath the casket wave his little arms on the other side

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Reckled points to boital rat rec

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Tylenoy points onto his cover

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_00]: And you need to roll a difficult fierce to survive the body slam that boital rat is about to give you

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_03]: six

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_03]: A twist technically a four, but I had

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's the six

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's bad. That's some bad chiropractic. Just crack you're gonna be feeling this tomorrow

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Just some little accordion pages

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna give you something because you haven't opened this coffin yet. It still didn't work

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, no, by the way, take a stress, but you're gonna hear muffled from inside

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Excuse me is someone there? I do not like being in the dark of night

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Booker will nudge boital rat

[00:23:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Tylenoy, Tylenoy

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_00]: What was that

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Tylenoy

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_00]: And there's a bit of excitement from inside you can feel Rasputin's excitement

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_00]: In fact in the dark magics you've all taken you can feel his joy

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Anastasia is that you?

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Tylenoy, Tylenoy

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, is he's deemed bad and bad?

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_05]: They have magics worse than dark magics. Tylenoy, Tylenoy

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_05]: That is true. Dark magics is good, but

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Tylenoy, Tylenoy. No, you must leave. Tylenoy

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Reccube

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Reccube

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Reccube

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_03]: To tell him to push up

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Just flip it because it's unlocked, right? Yeah, so he can just push up on the bottom to open it, right?

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Tolenoy

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_05]: But I am pushing up anastasia. I am pushing up on the top of the tolena

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Push down

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Right

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_05]: I see

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Very clever of you

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_11]: Reccube, reccube

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_11]: Very clever, anastasia

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Reccube

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_03]: You're so smart. Just pointing to himself aggressively in the corner. He's just beside himself

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, asputin will open casket down open down in three

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_12]: I don't like that he counted down two

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I don't love that either like this was fine until he counted down. Yeah

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_07]: One I'm waiting for something. We need to x card to happen

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Here's a fun secret. No, how did all of you get your spells?

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Dark magic. Who's dark magic?

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Resputin

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_00]: So you have access to some of his spells

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which means he has access to all of them

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_00]: With the force of a literal horse

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Resputin's casket

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_00]: slams open

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_11]: Did he summon a second horse?

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_11]: Did rescuing summon a second horse?

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_00]: As a second horse

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_11]: Is it in the hearse?

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_11]: Is it in the hearse? The horse is again

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_11]: Like stuck in this not in this space not meant for a horse

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_11]: You're all pushed to the side

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Horses are like really big kyle and they're really strong

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_00]: As a horse slams to the side

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_11]: Rick

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_11]: It's like oh man the easiest way to push off this comment

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_11]: Is horse

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_00]: They call it horse power for reason

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_00]: And uh

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Or is that wasn't not very sneaky buzz it from the outside you all see

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_00]: As a horse's ass just folks interview

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_00]: And it kicks through the roof on the inside the overseers turn around still robotically but quickly

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_00]: And gun it

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_00]: All right, the heist is underway. It's time for us to steal the announcement break

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[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_00]: You're able to jump out of the way malaya and mossy's as this hurts just fucking books it through the crowd

[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_00]: with a horse

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Booker rast mutant

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Boid or at all inside

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, is it okay possible to not jump out of the way but jump onto it

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_12]: Instead yeah, let them try that. Yeah, I like that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_00]: I like that. Yeah, each of you roll me a quick and I'm gonna make this a uh

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll make this a standard because I like the idea of all of you being on the car

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't want to make it too hard

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I rolled a nine

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Yay

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Malaya you jump on no problem, you know superman pose three point land. Yes

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_00]: I got an eight. Yay mossy's also get on. How do you get on mossy's?

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_07]: They just literally bounce into the air and then just uh onto the front of the race just jump

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_12]: I don't want to try to jump on. I just want to keep up with my horse

[00:29:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Hiya, you are following the horse which is really freaked out by there being another horse

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_12]: You know it's gonna have to run anyway

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_00]: And then booker you are inside with Rasputin and a horse was like, aha. I have done magic

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Boid or at gets excited and claps her little hands

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I just really want to like bonk him on the head with my hard cover because I'm crabby

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_00]: You bonk him on the head. He's okay. What was

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_00]: That book

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Anastasia you are so sweet, but you brought the fuzz

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_00]: And he is going to try to ignite fire at you booker

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_00]: And I want you to roll quick you brought the fuzz

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Hey last he saw you got him put in fucking ghost jail, man

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_00]: You're why he's in tartarous. I mean you're not wrong

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I rolled the two

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_00]: No, my baby booker you get blasted into the front where the overseers are

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_12]: Booker's had it rough this session

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Booker you've only failed once this session, right? No. No. Well, I'm assuming I failed when you had the chiropractor moment

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_03]: So yes, I failed twice and I think I've rolled twice

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_00]: So is it was some break? Yeah, cool. Yeah, what's your break? Oh no

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_03]: My break was

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_03]: unfocused

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_03]: so

[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I was trying to rescue Rasputin

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_03]: But now I'm up front and I kind of want to learn how to drive

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Roll roll me clever

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_00]: To grant theft auto this car. What the fuck Emily

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_03]: So I got a five, but I have one clever

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Where does booker want to go? I don't think booker planned that far ahead is the problem

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Booker wants a test of a car can do a flip

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_00]: He's looking for a ramp. Yeah, he's gonna fucking Tony Hawk this hurts. Yeah, let's do it

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just like

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Booker is taking control so it is just bearing wildly booker thinks he's doing great. He is doing great

[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_00]: He is like a drunk toddler. No, he's doing amazingly

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_00]: I imagine the mosses are like rolling one way

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Rolling the other way

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Rasputin's like what do you mean is friend?

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Well book did help Rasputin escape

[00:32:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Rasputin should have thought of that first

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so what does everyone else want to do while booker is driving?

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_12]: Um, um, I don't know. I'm just a little cactus

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_12]: I really want to get on and push the overseers off

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_12]: But I am just a little cactus and I am on a horse

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_12]: Um, I'm gonna run behind them still on my horse and I am gesturing frantically to

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_12]: Whoever I can see who I assume is Rasputin and Boilorat and probably the mosses and Malaya just like get on the horse

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Rasputin will look what I saw in my horse was that is other

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Did you do papa's talk magics?

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Daladoy daladoy papa is so proud

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Malaya is gonna point at the horse that he summoned because Malaya also wants credit

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha you have other friends you have cohorts

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Tarlet I'm tarlet I'm but

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Wonderful family comrades are always good

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_00]: He is going to

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Cast his magic again and he's gonna cast the open closed door one

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_00]: And he is gonna take the back doors close them open them close them open them

[00:33:32] [SPEAKER_00]: But I said it let you control the door

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Not just open it

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_00]: With a creek the door is going to flip on its side and form a ramp onto which he picks up his Boilorat and walks onto the horse

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_12]: Are you telling me that at any point in this saga of trying to push the fucking casket off of Rasputin?

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_12]: I could have said actually I can control the door

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_12]: So I use the bottom door of the casket as a wedge

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Uh now that I think about it. Yeah

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_12]: This is the only smart thing Rasputin has done this adventure. I am so bad

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay, okay great

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_12]: So we've got a ramp because you could just control doors

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_12]: Is it a just opening and closing because control

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_12]: Doors

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_01]: It's his very specific skill, but those are the one with loopholes

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_00]: All right, what is everyone else doing

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_07]: The mossies unless otherwise directed are just going to bite ankles

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe mossies and Malaya jump down to be overseer attack squad. Yeah, I think that's heaven

[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Malaya likes attack plans

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_03]: You could each kick one overseer out each door side. Yeah. Yes

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Let's do it

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Each of you roll me one fierce

[00:34:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Normally overseers would be like very difficult like the toughest of the toughest, but um, they're having a day man

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm gonna say it's challenging. It is an eight

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I am veering

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Rapidly. Yeah, I'll bump it down to a six

[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I rolled a dirty 10. Oh Jesus

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_00]: I rolled exactly a six

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_00]: All right, Malaya you do this without any help mossies you do this with incredible help

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Can the help be from Malaya? That is how it should be

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_02]: He's punching and then throwing the mossies also like like little pac-man. I love that like your boxing gloves

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_00]: You're hidden the overseers with your little mossy pac-man fists. There's no room for dodging

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_00]: There's simply an unrelenting torrent of force

[00:35:47] [SPEAKER_00]: But because of that you realize just a little too late as one of the overseers reaches for you

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_00]: It's hand dripping with blue magic

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no

[00:35:59] [SPEAKER_00]: And in this moment of great need as you're fighting not for Irene, but for each other

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Something special happens

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Malaya and mossies

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_00]: I need each of you to tell me your elements and one of your physical attributes

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Malaya is nature and

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Compact rage

[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Mossies are nature and insect, right? Yep. And your physical trait

[00:36:25] [SPEAKER_00]: mushroom cap

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Lots of teeth

[00:36:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Emily I want you to describe a creature that has nature compact rage

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Insect a mushroom cap in lots of teeth

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Are we fusing?

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_00]: And then we can decide between the name molasi or mossia

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I like mossia. Those are both so good. I would maybe

[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Pronounce it more like mossia

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh mossia because that way it's still the mossy, but then you have more of the

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Malaya in it

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like Malaya has the mossies in each of his hands and

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_03]: The moss like unfurls and starts to crackle over the rest of Malaya's body

[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And instead of his usual face the mouth opens up and there's so many teeth

[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like this big mouth like chomping

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_03]: But then you can see you can see kind glittering little eyes behind the moss still

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like really shaggy and mossy but still with the big mushroom cap

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe the cap is now like tinged in green instead of blue mossia

[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_00]: You catch the overseer's hand in your teeth. They're dripping blue magic looking more like blood than an attack now

[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_00]: And with a ferocious yell

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Hail, soul

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_00]: You punch one overseer into the other and both fly out of the hearse

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, hey, vasputin has question for you. Why uh, why could zipponi not speak? Oh god, no

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_02]: It was little horse

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Ah

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Anastasia you have such good friends

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Sometime later you all meet up at the designated space

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Sam's booker who has driven the hearse off into the sunset

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_00]: And because this is the night with the equivalent of a full moon instead of going off into the sunset

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_00]: It's just a big like full moon

[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And you see the silhouette of the car get smaller

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And you hear in the distance

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_00]: And i'm gonna say at this point masea

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_00]: You come back long enough for everyone else to see it, but then you return back to your regular forms

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_10]: Well, hey, um

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_09]: So

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_10]: Um

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Tarladoid and boy over at opens her mouth to be like mossy is getting here

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Tarladoid

[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I call

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, leon

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I cannot anastasia

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I cannot believe you came all this way for papa

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_01]: You and your friends

[00:39:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm. So um

[00:39:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Tile it up. Tile it up. Oh not just for your friends

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Tile it up and boy over at shakes her head and she pulls out

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_00]: A stuffed boy over at the one that iran got in the siren in the dead city

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_00]: And rasputin immediately looks at it and he starts balling

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh little laxie. What happened to you? Well, I what compose yourself rasputin

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_00]: You have the dark magic

[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_00]: The dark magic

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_00]: And he starts trying to use magic on the stuffed boy over at but every time he hits a barrier

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_00]: And where there was that blue magic from the overseers this shimmering green magical force field is blocking his spells

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_00]: This is

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Quite peculiar

[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes for anastasia papa will do anything

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my babies. I must find them and tell it right tell it right. Ah, yes z z cave not safe anymore

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_01]: There possibly could rasputin go though rasputin and all his babies

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Is there a place for forgotten forlorn people?

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Some

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_00]: So is this the point where I come in?

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Hi, hey names ronda

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_00]: We're the fad tubs. We're like in a list group ronda just comes out of nowhere. You realize she's been invisible

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_00]: She's been on the horse

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Just none of you noticed

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_11]: Your screams

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I uh actually I have a couple of questions for you because um, mr

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Rat Rasputin. Yes, that is me Rasputin Zeevannan only

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_00]: I have mr. Rasputin um you um

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_00]: You ever uh, do you ever hear someone named um and boino rat goes and like pats her leg is like, um, someone named eddie

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Uh eddie and oh

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_00]: The one before

[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_05]: The one before yes one before eddie a peculiar fellow

[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Big mustache looks like no skeleton Rasputin has ever seen before

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_05]: He was brought to uh

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Meet with someone before Rasputin. Who is he gonna meet with? Uh, he was going to meet with

[00:42:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Rasputin cannot remember

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Rasputin is so torn up over lexie

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_00]: But Rasputin will try Rasputin will try to remember where Rasputin was going and um

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Do you have place in your heart and home?

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_00]: For an old skeleton and approximately 30 dozen boino rats

[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Rhonda just nods her head. She's like there's been a pretty big hole in my heart left by one skeleton. So

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you can help me fill it

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Anastasia, let us go. Let us go. We shall uh, tell it. I'm tell it

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Boil rat excitedly follows along before stopping

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Anastasia

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_00]: And boy rat looks at Rasputin and then looks back at all of you

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_00]: And looks at Rasputin and looks back at all of you ask her to stay

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_10]: What the fuck kyle? She wants you to ask her to stay

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_10]: I

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_10]: It's home. Oh, my um

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you're cool. Please home. I'll hang out

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Tylodoy

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_00]: And Rasputin says yes, of course your siblings can come with us as well

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Zon

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Tart

[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Tylodoy

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Tylodoy boino rat suddenly looks really concerned and Rasputin's like oh, you don't rat. What is what is?

[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_00]: I am papa. I am not mama

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_12]: Tylodoy Tylodoy

[00:43:56] [SPEAKER_12]: Oh

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay, it was so emotional

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Well

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_05]: To see that you have gone

[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Have left papa's cave

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_00]: And formed family of your own and don't need papa anymore

[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, and even though he's a skeleton and can't cry tears well up again

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_00]: There is nothing that would make Rasputin more proud

[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_00]: For the last time stella that is enough confetti bombs

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_00]: No, brie. There's never enough confetti bombs like this is you know an explosive birthday

[00:44:42] [SPEAKER_00]: So uh gotta make an explosive event exactly what I read once exactly what Irene wants. I'm sure

[00:44:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Irene you can hear your siblings voices because they are not subtle

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_00]: From outside of the door that has the big massive hole in it

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_00]: It has been a long fucking day

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_00]: You went on a field trip into a junkyard and then you fought these necroman capturing people

[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_00]: And then you had to talk to her

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_00]: No, I didn't for an extended period and it is just a long tiring day

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Irene's so afraid to look around at that house because what if what if Boydlerat still isn't there

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, hey there kiddo. You have you have a pretty good day

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a functional day

[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, let's let's sit down and uh talk about it. Okay. Bye

[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_00]: And you walk through you make your way just striding through this minefield

[00:45:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Without even having to like think about it. You know every single confetti mine

[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_00]: You open the door to your bedroom

[00:45:55] [SPEAKER_00]: And what do you see?

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_12]: They're all like asleep together in a pile with Boydlerat in the middle a little cuddle huddle with Boydlerat in the middle

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I knew you would take care of each other

[00:47:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Booker will like jerk his head back telling them it's okay. I'll be fine

[00:47:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Rick will break will this is my car now

[00:47:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Rick will break will you have your horse and I have mine

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I feel like they might nod at that and like hop down to just start running after the rest of my

[00:47:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Can I salute yes, yes

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And a big teethy smile

[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Booker will salute you taking both little origami hands off the wheel

[00:48:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Swords

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_00]: The crowd gasps and you hear someone say don't worry. I was already flat like this can't hurt me anymore

[00:48:21] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm impervious

[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_00]: And the ragtime hustler starts crying

[00:48:29] [SPEAKER_00]: And this rat hats his shoulder

[00:48:32] [SPEAKER_00]: And a bond is made between the two of them as they both glare at the car

[00:48:36] [SPEAKER_11]: The rat slowly climbs on top of the ragtime hustler's face

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_11]: Linguine remi orange and story. Oh, no, they're just in the background now and slowly pulls a flat cap

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_11]: Over his body, oh, no, we once upon a time to them

[00:49:02] [SPEAKER_12]: Oh

[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_12]: We once upon a time to remi and

[00:49:10] [SPEAKER_12]: He's like a noodle man now

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna do a cut to a scene nobody sees that you almost we're gonna see last time where willy's like

[00:49:20] [SPEAKER_00]: I just don't see why you don't want to put your production here in the globe the greatest theater in all of necropolis

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, will he maybe if you let me run my thing. I'll think about it

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh really you'll you'll do it. I said specifically what I said

[00:49:43] [SPEAKER_00]: That sounds great the greatest the the most popular person of all time. You're cemented. You're now by

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Everything is off my record. It's gonna be you and willy for all time kid

[00:49:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Right

[00:49:57] [SPEAKER_00]: And after they have that conversation willy shakespeare's office. So she opens the door at gfk

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Who's sitting there sweating with like this big play thing for willy and you can hear willy shakespeare say

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Willy clear my schedule nothing else for the next forever

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_00]: And so to just give some finger guns and walks on

[00:50:22] [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, now that happened now now so to his rivals with jfk

[00:50:27] [SPEAKER_12]: Now so to his rivals with jfk and we're like 15 minutes into

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_12]: The

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_00]: With this even more insulting like kike has spent this entire arc

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Thinking compulsively about this one person more more accurately about rl

[00:50:43] [SPEAKER_00]: But like thinking a lot about sochi as well, you know taking up all his brain space and she cares more about belittling jfk

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I could see kike being like you use this just to get at me and so to being like who is this

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Johnny is this you?

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_00]: It's jack. It's like no, it's it's your he's not johnny. He's jack

[00:51:07] [SPEAKER_12]: Just jfk is just like the misha to kike's hopper

[00:51:12] [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, what yeah, it hurts now doesn't it it hurts when you're replaced by your nemesis

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_12]: Doesn't it hurry

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Here's my suggestion how how does booker know about the pony pells

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Because hilda has all the pony pells books

[00:51:30] [SPEAKER_12]: She would have all the pony pells books

[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Hear me out because I feel like mosses are the one most likely to sleepily hang out with iran

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Does iran also have them all?

[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_00]: I like to believe that hilda casually mentions to iran once like hey

[00:51:45] [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I was talking about the pony pells books with juniper

[00:51:49] [SPEAKER_00]: And iran was like oh

[00:51:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and immediately checked out every pony pells book that night. This explains the shenanigans

[00:51:57] [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, this explains everything perfectly

[00:52:00] [SPEAKER_12]: Mossy snow the pony pells the pony pells. I was just frantically googling horse girl book

[00:52:08] [SPEAKER_07]: And there is a book named horse girl

[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_12]: Of course there is I was well vivian was at the library got blessed or she was like

[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_12]: I'm not done looking at books yet

[00:52:16] [SPEAKER_12]: I want this many more books and we were like, okay, what can we recommend to her and I was like vivian

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_12]: He even read the pony pells and she was like no and so I looked up pony pells on the computer

[00:52:26] [SPEAKER_12]: And I was like, oh look they're on the shelf and she went that's nice and walked away

[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_12]: and looked for other but

[00:52:33] [SPEAKER_12]: And I was like, okay

[00:52:36] [SPEAKER_12]: That's cool. She's at that age. She's at that age

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_09]: um

[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_00]: One looks at the other points to the horse

[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_00]: And what I'm going to do in morse code is no saying which is basically its way of saying no jerry

[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_00]: You can't audition for the audition

[00:52:58] [SPEAKER_12]: Let jerry audition

[00:53:01] [SPEAKER_00]: But there are some people who are like really in like a

[00:53:05] [SPEAKER_00]: A mind controlled state and those people are running around and they're actually we'll say they're popping little confetti

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_00]: So you just see a little confetti popper go off and you have no idea what that means

[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_00]: But that's their way of signaling to sochi who is on top of a giant float of herself

[00:53:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Of course, you know how the globe is willy holding up the world. This is willy holding up sochi

[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh no

[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_00]: So from atop her giant float she looks down and notices all the confetti

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_00]: So so she will specifically remember that the mossies and um,

[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Malaya got marked if you want to exploit that at any point

[00:53:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no either today or in general

[00:53:45] [SPEAKER_02]: That is good to know

[00:53:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh, wait could could we restart the horse species?

[00:53:54] [SPEAKER_11]: We can breathe the horses horse girls can be a thing again. This is going to be our Jurassic park

[00:54:07] [SPEAKER_12]: It's the pony pal park

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Picture now some sort of plant necromon being hoisted up by like a crane and slowly lowered into a horse enclosure

[00:54:16] [SPEAKER_07]: and you just hear the like

[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_07]: horrendous like

[00:54:21] [SPEAKER_12]: Horse sounds as like the bushes rustle. Okay, but Katrina collectum is gonna have a fucking field day

[00:54:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Katrina's gonna be happy you've made you this arc you have all made Katrina collectum very happy a character

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_00]: I fully did not expect to come back what she deserves. I love her

[00:54:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, you all meet up with the horse at the designated meeting point with the horse or with both horses

[00:54:45] [SPEAKER_00]: With the horse because one of them is still in booker's car. You still have a horse

[00:54:49] [SPEAKER_12]: I thought you got the horse out. No

[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I thought that

[00:54:53] [SPEAKER_12]: Resputin made the ramp and then the he was gonna ride on the horse. Was that too much to expect?

[00:54:59] [SPEAKER_12]: No onto Yoko's horse. Why are we need the second horse?

[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_12]: Why would we leave the second horse in the hearse? He abandoned the horse. No, no, it's too late

[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_12]: This is pokey was losing it pokey on snaps pokey will break

[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_12]: Like like no we're getting the second horse. This is ridiculous

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Look booker will let it out. Maybe it likes riding in the car

[00:55:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they become best friends. Yeah, booker has his own horse girl adventure

[00:55:26] [SPEAKER_03]: After this booker learns to truly appreciate pony pals like he didn't before

[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_03]: But then we have to make the horse learns to appreciate cars

[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh, the horse can be

[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_03]: His like person in the passenger seat and they can go on like this wild racing

[00:55:44] [SPEAKER_12]: Adventure they can't do that. But then eventually the two horses need to meet again

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_12]: Because we need to because we need to breed them

[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_01]: To make more horses you want horse. I can make more

[00:55:58] [SPEAKER_01]: This did not occur to pokey. Oh