Daemon Hearts (Halloween 2024)

[00:00:00] Hey it's Kyle! Before we get to this year's Halloween special I wanted to let you know that it was filmed live in Mexico and I fucked up the audio. Which is why I'm hiding in the shadows. But, but in exchange we have a filmed version over on YouTube and I just really think a large part of the benefit of this session is going to be seeing us hanging out in person so check on the description for the video version and then if you're watching on YouTube and you see that there isn't video for like the next

[00:00:29] monologue. Trust, trust me the video is coming. So check that down in the description where you can also as always find the work for our Victor Daemon Aaron Katano-Syaez.

[00:01:26] One year we have been lost in the fog. We are not the ones who are lost. Yet we are the ones who suffer the consequences. And as our numbers thin,

[00:01:41] the burden of each raises. Month by month we fall.

[00:01:49] Except for those in which our assailant failed.

[00:01:53] Was it a failure? Could one even consider the elimination of our kind? A fall at all?

[00:02:03] What are you suggesting?

[00:02:05] Can a shadow die when bathed in light? It is nothing more than an absence after all. How can nothing die?

[00:02:18] Your platitudes are meaningless when ten of our kin have already been slain.

[00:02:24] Hmm. But have they?

[00:02:26] This squabbling will get us nowhere. The 31st of October is upon us. If we do not seize the opportunity that these 24 hours grant us, then we're unlikely to live to see the next.

[00:02:41] So you agree now? That we live?

[00:02:44] It was a figure of speech. Nothing more. Besides, with their new forms, will our guests even cooperate?

[00:02:54] I have my doubts as well. No you don't. We are the discarded. We, by our very nature, never agree.

[00:03:06] I'm not so sure about that. Precisely. Their forms may have changed, but their hearts remain the same.

[00:03:15] They are tied to us, whether they admit it or not. Our fate lies in the hand of these three?

[00:03:25] I thought it was four.

[00:03:27] It was once, but their numbers dwindle. Same as ours.

[00:03:33] Then what shall we do?

[00:03:35] What we always have done. Wait for our guests to open the door.

[00:03:41] Who? Sparky Malarkey. Aurelio Enrique Ueso Kanaka. Irene Hawthorne.

[00:03:50] What? Eating pizza cones, which is like a slice of pizza, but then you wrap it around into a cone shape,

[00:03:55] you fill it with even more cheese, and you top it with just a big ol' meatball on top.

[00:04:01] Where? Pragunta World. The most confusing amusement park in the hereafter.

[00:04:07] When? October 31st.

[00:04:10] Why and how? But we'll have to play to find that out.

[00:04:15] What a good intro.

[00:04:17] I don't, don't...

[00:04:18] That was good.

[00:04:19] It was good, see?

[00:04:20] Don't patronize me.

[00:04:22] It was a good intro.

[00:04:24] I'm so happy that, um, I mean, I'm happy for many reasons that Emily is sitting next to me,

[00:04:29] but I'm very happy that Hallie in particular is sitting as far away from me as possible,

[00:04:34] because we're recording in person for the first time in a long time, and this whole week,

[00:04:38] she's just been patronizingly putting her hand on my shoulder,

[00:04:42] and being like, I know, when I...

[00:04:45] No!

[00:04:47] She's basically touching you right now.

[00:04:49] I don't like this.

[00:04:50] I don't like this at all.

[00:04:52] Good.

[00:04:53] Ah!

[00:04:55] Was that your addition?

[00:04:57] Yeah.

[00:04:57] Okay, I wasn't sure if there was like a face...

[00:04:59] No, there weren't.

[00:05:00] They weren't touching you.

[00:05:00] ...like a face down the way.

[00:05:02] No.

[00:05:02] Now you gotta pass this down.

[00:05:03] No.

[00:05:04] No, thank you.

[00:05:05] I have allies, Decker.

[00:05:07] So, you are, you are Pagunta World.

[00:05:10] Allies.

[00:05:12] You are eating some pizza cones.

[00:05:14] Uh, let's start with what kind of pizza cones you're having.

[00:05:19] Pepperoni pizza.

[00:05:20] Pepperoni pizza cone.

[00:05:21] All right, so you just slap, you throw that in there.

[00:05:25] Pia, pia, pizza cone.

[00:05:28] That's my pizza cone.

[00:05:30] Uh, that's, we're recording from Mexico, and that is a pizza place that we want to go to,

[00:05:35] but we are not allowed.

[00:05:37] We're not going to be a pizza area, but I like that it is at home.

[00:05:41] Anyways, um, yeah.

[00:05:42] You didn't want, you didn't listen to what pizza cone I had.

[00:05:46] What pizza cone did you have?

[00:05:49] I don't know.

[00:05:50] I just wanted you to ask me.

[00:05:52] See, I was skipping past it, because as the joke, as the question joke came out of my mouth,

[00:05:57] I knew it was dead on arrival.

[00:05:58] It's like doing an improv scene where you're like just doing a negotiation, like,

[00:06:03] ah, I can pay $6.

[00:06:03] Are you saying that we're not funny when we answer your question?

[00:06:06] No, I'm saying I gave a bad prompt.

[00:06:10] Pia, pia, pia, pia, it's Hawaiian, but she doesn't like it.

[00:06:15] It's just that she thinks that adults like Hawaiian pizza, and so she got Hawaiian pizza.

[00:06:21] Is that because Earl likes Hawaiian pizza?

[00:06:23] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:06:24] Yeah, he likes the pineapple.

[00:06:26] Yeah, she does not.

[00:06:28] She does not like the pineapple?

[00:06:29] No, but that's what grown-ups eat.

[00:06:32] Hawaiian pizza.

[00:06:35] All right, so Pergunta World, before we get into the meat of this session,

[00:06:39] Pergunta World has a lot of attractions.

[00:06:43] Some of them are generic, like the Lazy River,

[00:06:46] and some of them are begging for Disney to sue us.

[00:06:50] Yeah.

[00:06:50] Like Spider-Man's Spider-Ride with all, with every single character from the MCU

[00:06:57] played by their official actor.

[00:07:01] But yeah.

[00:07:02] Yeah, yeah.

[00:07:02] All by Robert Downey Jr., because that would be funny too.

[00:07:05] Oh yeah.

[00:07:06] He did.

[00:07:06] Here's the thing, Robert Downey Jr. wouldn't sue, I don't feel like.

[00:07:10] That's true.

[00:07:10] It's got to be one of the ones you wouldn't expect.

[00:07:14] Mark Ruffalo.

[00:07:17] Why do we think Mark Ruffalo is more litigious than Robert Downey Jr.?

[00:07:21] He said like the one that you wouldn't expect.

[00:07:24] Oh, that's true.

[00:07:25] But he also always seems quietly angry.

[00:07:28] Okay.

[00:07:28] Like the Hulk?

[00:07:30] The actor, not the actor.

[00:07:31] Like the Hulk?

[00:07:32] He's always quietly angry.

[00:07:33] I mean, I think he always does look quietly angry as a person.

[00:07:38] All right.

[00:07:39] Yeah, we have the Hulk smash land.

[00:07:43] That's 18 plus.

[00:07:47] So.

[00:07:48] I got it.

[00:07:49] Anyways.

[00:07:50] I got it too.

[00:07:51] I was an inappropriate joke.

[00:07:53] No one laughed.

[00:07:54] I'm going to give.

[00:07:56] All right, Irene.

[00:07:58] Helly laughed a little.

[00:08:00] Yeah.

[00:08:01] Yeah.

[00:08:01] I thought it was good.

[00:08:02] Do you need courage?

[00:08:02] I thought it was good.

[00:08:04] I got to give you props to him.

[00:08:05] Don't tell him your jokes.

[00:08:08] I got to speak the truth.

[00:08:10] I'm a recorder.

[00:08:12] So I want us to go around and basically we'll go until we either hit 8, 12 or 20.

[00:08:21] 8, 10, 12 or 20.

[00:08:23] Just because those are conveniently the dice I have.

[00:08:26] Locations.

[00:08:27] Just they can be specific rides if you want.

[00:08:31] You know, like the Hulk smash land.

[00:08:34] Or they could just be there is something based on.

[00:08:42] I really don't want to say this based on chihuahuas.

[00:08:45] That's not a Mexico joke.

[00:08:47] That's I'm looking at a chihuahua right now because Ari's family owns some and they're very cute.

[00:08:52] You know, I could have said Daisy because her name is Daisy and I would have avoided all of that implication.

[00:08:58] Anyways.

[00:08:58] No, no, that's problem.

[00:08:59] It's going to down on his leg.

[00:09:02] That's problem.

[00:09:03] Oh.

[00:09:05] Anyways, what are some of the rides, the attractions here at Pergunto World?

[00:09:10] Zip line.

[00:09:12] Line.

[00:09:12] Yeah.

[00:09:13] Zip line.

[00:09:13] Line.

[00:09:14] It's just a line.

[00:09:15] Zip line.

[00:09:17] Which is awesome.

[00:09:18] See, my thought was whose zip line is it anyway?

[00:09:21] Whose zip line is it anyway?

[00:09:23] You have to pick the correct zip line.

[00:09:25] It can be a little hazardous.

[00:09:27] Yeah.

[00:09:28] It's the killer tree one that goes directly into a spray.

[00:09:31] Welcome to whose zip line is it anyway where the lines don't matter and the safety measures are made up.

[00:09:39] Yeah.

[00:09:39] That's perfect.

[00:09:41] Okay.

[00:09:41] I love it.

[00:09:41] I hope Drew Carey sues us.

[00:09:46] Please don't sue us, Drew Carey.

[00:09:48] He doesn't even run the show anymore.

[00:09:49] It's someone else.

[00:09:50] He probably still has some kind of one.

[00:09:52] Okay.

[00:09:53] What are some other ones?

[00:09:54] We need at least eight.

[00:09:56] Eight.

[00:09:57] Eight things.

[00:09:57] I feel like each of us should put in an OXO.

[00:10:02] Three of them.

[00:10:03] Three OXOs.

[00:10:04] Three OXOs.

[00:10:06] All surrounding zip line line.

[00:10:08] I'm glad that we're doing a...

[00:10:09] So today we're playing Interstitial, which is a Kingdom Hearts RPG.

[00:10:13] And Kingdom Hearts is the game about you go through some grand fantasy story while visiting Disney Worlds.

[00:10:19] And now, out of our eight, three of them are OXO.

[00:10:23] Three of them are OXO.

[00:10:24] The, like, convenience store that is like a...

[00:10:28] It's just like an omnipresent in Mexico.

[00:10:31] It's like a weed.

[00:10:32] I like it more.

[00:10:33] Like a nice weed.

[00:10:34] Like a dandelion.

[00:10:36] It's just everywhere.

[00:10:37] Like, everywhere you go in Mexico, you'll find the map.

[00:10:40] I did the math yesterday.

[00:10:41] If you spent five minutes in every OXO and didn't sleep, it'd still take you 80 days to visit every OXO in Mexico.

[00:10:48] There's so many.

[00:10:49] Sometimes there's an OXO next to another OXO.

[00:10:53] Like, yeah.

[00:10:55] Anyways, so one is...

[00:10:56] Whose zip line is it anyway?

[00:10:59] Two to four is OXO.

[00:11:01] What are five, six, seven, and eight?

[00:11:03] Kiosco.

[00:11:04] No.

[00:11:06] Kiosco?

[00:11:07] Kiosco.

[00:11:08] Because this is Creek Winterland, I feel like we should have, like...

[00:11:18] Instead of the Internet Cafe, the Do You Have Internet Cafe.

[00:11:23] Tiena's Internet Cafe.

[00:11:24] Do you have Tiena's Internet Cafe?

[00:11:26] Yeah.

[00:11:26] What are the Tiena's Internet Cafe?

[00:11:28] Splash!

[00:11:29] Should be one of the...

[00:11:31] I'm trying to think of Splash Mountain Tiena's by U Adventure.

[00:11:33] Not Bob, but I can do it.

[00:11:35] Tiena's by U Adventure?

[00:11:37] Yeah.

[00:11:41] All right, Tiena's by U Adventure.

[00:11:46] All right, and then at least eight, but I'm willing to take more.

[00:11:58] Something.

[00:11:59] Something with Kabayo.

[00:12:04] Yes, horse.

[00:12:05] A horse.

[00:12:06] Horse.

[00:12:07] Horse?

[00:12:08] Five dollars.

[00:12:08] Question mark.

[00:12:09] Horse?

[00:12:10] Horses are the only animal in hereafter that just keep reappearing.

[00:12:15] We do...

[00:12:18] Okay.

[00:12:19] This is clearly because of the Necromon.

[00:12:22] They did succeed in bringing horses back.

[00:12:24] Like, I understand that Rasputin is...

[00:12:27] Can conjure them, but I feel like...

[00:12:29] And one of the Zarbians also has a horse who has a horse mentor.

[00:12:33] Yes.

[00:12:33] Yeah.

[00:12:36] It should have five dollars of price of admission.

[00:12:39] Okay.

[00:12:40] I had something and now it's gone.

[00:12:47] I don't know.

[00:12:48] I had it and now it's gone.

[00:12:50] Well, we got eight.

[00:12:51] So you are all leaving Anoxo, which is where you got your pizza cone.

[00:12:58] What is your plan for this day in Pregunta World?

[00:13:01] Pregunta World.

[00:13:04] So my goal is to find my socks.

[00:13:07] And for some reason, I think they're in Pregunta World.

[00:13:10] I don't know.

[00:13:11] I've got a...

[00:13:11] I mean, it's a question.

[00:13:13] It is a question.

[00:13:14] It is.

[00:13:14] And Pregunta World is where you go for questions.

[00:13:18] Since we're playing Interstitial, I want to point out you're not going to get any points

[00:13:22] to your tracker.

[00:13:22] I know.

[00:13:23] I know.

[00:13:24] Okay.

[00:13:24] Well, you know what?

[00:13:25] Let me...

[00:13:27] I'll give you points for you.

[00:13:28] Roll me...

[00:13:30] We'll...

[00:13:30] We're going to roll a deep dive when you confront the situation in front of you and ask questions.

[00:13:36] Yeah.

[00:13:37] Wear my socks.

[00:13:38] Roll with heart.

[00:13:39] Roll my heart?

[00:13:41] Yep.

[00:13:41] 2d6 plus your heart.

[00:13:43] Okay.

[00:13:45] Which is plus one because I have one heart length.

[00:13:48] Yeah?

[00:13:48] That's how that works?

[00:13:49] Yep.

[00:13:51] Six.

[00:13:54] Because I got a five plus one is six.

[00:13:57] Wear my socks, Decker.

[00:14:01] The GM tells you something you wish wasn't true.

[00:14:04] Oh.

[00:14:06] You're not getting your point here, Mr. Ejacker.

[00:14:11] Wear my socks.

[00:14:15] Can that be another world?

[00:14:17] Wear my socks.

[00:14:21] We'll get to that in a second.

[00:14:23] So...

[00:14:23] No, it's just like one sock.

[00:14:24] There are no other third.

[00:14:25] No complete thing.

[00:14:26] Sparky, you are all...

[00:14:27] All of you are leaving the Oxo.

[00:14:30] You have your pizza cones.

[00:14:32] And Sparky, you're probably talking about your socks and how you're going to find them here,

[00:14:36] right?

[00:14:37] So I'm going to find my socks.

[00:14:38] Like, I don't know where they're at.

[00:14:39] Like, I feel like someone unexpected found my socks.

[00:14:44] I can't remember off the top of my head.

[00:14:45] But anyway, I'm going to find my socks today.

[00:14:47] I can feel like them.

[00:14:48] I'm going to be a call.

[00:14:49] I feel like Kike and Irene exchange a look.

[00:14:55] Yeah.

[00:14:56] He got rigorously driven to the 7th or, of course, Sparky.

[00:15:02] Like, he didn't want to go there.

[00:15:05] But...

[00:15:05] He did it.

[00:15:06] And Sparky was like,

[00:15:07] I've got a good feeling today.

[00:15:09] I'm going to find my socks.

[00:15:10] Remember all the other times I had good feelings?

[00:15:12] Like, oh, you're the Vega.

[00:15:13] Yeah, and that was right.

[00:15:15] I'm going to find my socks.

[00:15:16] Are you sure they aren't just in the dirty laundry, Sparky?

[00:15:20] I checked.

[00:15:20] I haven't really checked.

[00:15:22] Yes, I even washed my laundry.

[00:15:23] Even on the walls.

[00:15:24] They're not in there.

[00:15:25] Why would my laundry be on the wall?

[00:15:26] No, on the walls of the laundry machine.

[00:15:28] Like, the socks can get...

[00:15:29] Oh, like the sides of the laundry machine?

[00:15:30] Yeah, they can stick there.

[00:15:32] All right.

[00:15:32] I haven't climbed into my washing machine.

[00:15:34] But, like, I don't...

[00:15:35] I think that, you know, my socks are really colorful.

[00:15:37] So they stand out.

[00:15:39] So I don't know that they're there, Kike.

[00:15:42] They're in Burgundua.

[00:15:44] Why would they be in this very specific...

[00:15:47] You know, I can't...

[00:15:49] I had a dream last night.

[00:15:53] And my socks were there.

[00:15:55] My socks were in Burgundua World.

[00:15:57] And I don't know which part of Burgundua World.

[00:15:59] But they were...

[00:16:00] Like, I can't remember that part of Burgundua World.

[00:16:02] You dreamt.

[00:16:06] You dreamt of a table with 13 chairs.

[00:16:11] You were sat in one.

[00:16:14] Kike in another.

[00:16:16] Irene the third.

[00:16:18] And in the rest...

[00:16:20] Were corpses and socks.

[00:16:23] Was the last supper?

[00:16:24] What is...

[00:16:25] Horrified.

[00:16:25] What is due?

[00:16:26] Like, here's...

[00:16:28] Okay.

[00:16:29] So that's my dream.

[00:16:31] So I feel like we have one long table at Burgundua World.

[00:16:34] That's really weird.

[00:16:35] We're going to find corpses.

[00:16:36] Do you know how well they're at socks?

[00:16:38] It is...

[00:16:39] Have you been to Burgundua World?

[00:16:39] No, I'm really excited to go for my first time.

[00:16:42] I think this is just a ruse to get me to go with you.

[00:16:46] I'm going to ruse.

[00:16:48] Sparky Malarkey.

[00:16:49] You can just be honest if you're sad because you are alone.

[00:16:55] What?

[00:16:58] I just assumed you were lonely and I felt bad so I came with you.

[00:17:05] I just want to find my socks out of me.

[00:17:07] Ouch.

[00:17:09] You didn't want to come to Burgundua World all you had to do was say something.

[00:17:15] You know, I...

[00:17:17] I'm afraid you're just going to get lost in that place because it is a very confusing and long place.

[00:17:23] Not everybody comes out of there alive or even at all.

[00:17:30] I'm good at maps.

[00:17:32] No, it's not because of the maps.

[00:17:34] It's because of the many questions that they ask in that place.

[00:17:38] I'm a reporter.

[00:17:38] This is my specialty.

[00:17:40] My father said that I was not allowed to stay in your house for another week.

[00:17:50] Your father's a good man.

[00:17:52] My father knows nothing.

[00:17:55] That is also true.

[00:17:57] And it's at this moment...

[00:17:58] Why would you say that about my father?

[00:18:03] And it's at this moment, Sparky, that you realize you should probably at least show people what your socks look like.

[00:18:08] Oh, okay.

[00:18:09] So these are my socks.

[00:18:10] Yep.

[00:18:11] And so you lift up your pant leg to show like you...

[00:18:14] Because you're wearing some socks, right?

[00:18:15] Yeah, I'm wearing socks.

[00:18:16] They're gone.

[00:18:18] They're gone.

[00:18:20] The socks are gone from your feet.

[00:18:22] Oh, motherfucker.

[00:18:23] I wore socks.

[00:18:27] See, this keeps happening.

[00:18:28] It keeps happening.

[00:18:29] Are you sure they are going to leave them in the laundry machine?

[00:18:31] I think not.

[00:18:33] Well, like my foot was in the laundry machine when I left.

[00:18:36] Keep going.

[00:18:36] Come on.

[00:18:36] You're like dirty clothes or something.

[00:18:39] What?

[00:18:39] I didn't put on dirty clothes.

[00:18:41] I put on clean clothes.

[00:18:42] Irene, as they're squabbling, you can see a mysterious figure in like a grim reaper cloak.

[00:18:50] You know, just like the stereotypical black hood.

[00:18:52] And she's holding a pair of socks and floating off into a giant washing machine, which is the entrance to the dirty laundry ride.

[00:19:05] Why is there a dirty laundry ride?

[00:19:08] Is that another world?

[00:19:10] Yes.

[00:19:11] Sparky malarkey, I have solved your mystery.

[00:19:14] What?

[00:19:15] And she starts following.

[00:19:17] Ah, it seems like the assistant detective might have a clue.

[00:19:21] Yeah, but what clue?

[00:19:22] What do you mean?

[00:19:23] What are you talking about?

[00:19:25] Socks.

[00:19:26] Yeah, where?

[00:19:28] There.

[00:19:29] What?

[00:19:30] Okay, but those aren't...

[00:19:32] Nice.

[00:19:33] Are you sure?

[00:19:34] Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[00:19:35] The figure has disappeared.

[00:19:39] There was...

[00:19:42] There was a cloak person with socks.

[00:19:51] They may be your socks or they are other socks.

[00:19:55] But nevertheless, they are socks.

[00:20:00] So I have found a useful clue.

[00:20:06] All right, well, you know what?

[00:20:07] You have to leave.

[00:20:07] Good job, kid.

[00:20:08] Let's follow.

[00:20:08] Let's go wherever you can.

[00:20:09] Thank you.

[00:20:10] Yes.

[00:20:12] All right.

[00:20:12] Fine.

[00:20:12] As you go in, I need each of you to write down one secret about your character.

[00:20:20] An embarrassing story.

[00:20:22] Just a bit of dirty laundry, so to speak.

[00:20:26] All right.

[00:20:27] So you are all going to walk in.

[00:20:29] And as you walk in, your outfits suddenly change.

[00:20:38] Because sometimes in Kingdom Hearts, outfits change.

[00:20:40] So I like to have them always change.

[00:20:42] So your outfits change as soon as you enter this place, including your lanyard.

[00:20:47] Your lanyard turns into...

[00:20:50] Do we all have lanyards?

[00:20:52] Yeah.

[00:20:52] Okay.

[00:20:53] It's like a...

[00:20:53] It's a Pergunte World thing.

[00:20:55] You have a lanyard.

[00:20:55] Okay.

[00:20:55] Like a...

[00:20:56] Yeah.

[00:20:56] So your lanyard turns into a little title beneath your card.

[00:21:00] So like Irene, Hawthorne, she, her.

[00:21:02] Okay.

[00:21:03] And then all of your clothes...

[00:21:04] If you were on a game show on a mid-tier streaming service...

[00:21:09] What would you look like?

[00:21:12] So good.

[00:21:15] Would you look the same?

[00:21:32] Yeah.

[00:21:47] I don't know.

[00:21:48] Probably with a suit or something.

[00:21:50] Okay.

[00:21:51] Okay.

[00:21:52] A more formal...

[00:21:53] I feel like for this network, I'm thinking like a professor suit with the patches.

[00:21:58] Yeah.

[00:21:59] Irene would wear the exact same thing she always does.

[00:22:04] But like she would have some kind of like hair clip or something.

[00:22:11] Because like the producers would be like, this child looks too sad.

[00:22:18] This child is dressed like an old woman.

[00:22:21] When you all entered this ride, you suddenly find yourself sat on a bunch of chairs with

[00:22:28] a drink in front of you.

[00:22:29] And I'm not going to do the whole intro because I don't have it memorized.

[00:22:32] But there's a woman sitting between you in a very elegant but revealing outfit who says,

[00:22:38] Hello and welcome to Dirty Laundry.

[00:22:40] I'm your host, Lily Dew.

[00:22:42] And today, each of our guests has shared with me some secrets.

[00:22:46] And we're going to have them guess to figure out whose is who.

[00:22:50] I have shared no secrets.

[00:22:52] She's parking.

[00:22:52] This is why I didn't want to come to this place.

[00:22:55] I do not have secrets to share.

[00:22:58] Do you want to share your dirty secrets?

[00:23:01] Well, I haven't shared anything.

[00:23:03] Our first secret.

[00:23:05] I have no secrets.

[00:23:06] None of these are mine.

[00:23:07] Who is secretly a fan of trashy soap operas and dramatic shows like Merlin and Supernatural,

[00:23:18] which are now both canon to this world despite supernatural things actually existing.

[00:23:25] Okay.

[00:23:26] Like, Kike, do you like soap operas?

[00:23:33] No.

[00:23:34] Do you like soap operas?

[00:23:36] Yeah.

[00:23:37] They're great.

[00:23:39] Well, that's good for you, you know?

[00:23:41] Yeah, it is.

[00:23:42] I would love to have someone to watch them with.

[00:23:44] Yeah, you know, you could maybe find somebody here in Pregnita World if you ask them.

[00:23:49] Oh, yeah.

[00:23:50] You know what?

[00:23:50] I could.

[00:23:51] Kike, do you like soap operas?

[00:23:53] Uh, I...

[00:23:56] This is fun.

[00:23:56] I'm glad we came today.

[00:23:58] No, I'm not obligated to answer any of these questions.

[00:24:03] I did not sign in a contract.

[00:24:05] I mean, technically he's right.

[00:24:07] I guess if you're free at like say 5 p.m. every Thursday, we could hang out in my house

[00:24:26] and do other things that aren't watching a soap opera that happens to happen, happens

[00:24:32] to air at five...

[00:24:35] Yeah, these things have no connection.

[00:24:36] No.

[00:24:36] I'm a reporter, I know.

[00:24:37] But if you're free, I see you two both like the same soap opera and you're going to watch

[00:24:44] it together.

[00:24:45] Are you free at 5 p.m. on the photo phase?

[00:24:52] What, uh...

[00:24:53] Super spooky...

[00:24:54] They're only for adults now.

[00:24:56] Spooky.

[00:24:57] Super, uh...

[00:24:59] They're very, um, dramatic adult themes though, Irene.

[00:25:03] It's a lot about...

[00:25:05] Perhaps I am free.

[00:25:09] Perhaps.

[00:25:11] Quite a busy...

[00:25:12] I am very busy.

[00:25:14] Yeah.

[00:25:15] But...

[00:25:16] Perhaps I could make time if you are still sad to be alone.

[00:25:20] If I were to watch those things, I would say that they usually can be...

[00:25:26] Uh, you can multitask with them if I were to watch them.

[00:25:30] I could say that you can potentially, depending on how...

[00:25:34] I can see how...

[00:25:47] If 5 p.m.

[00:25:48] On Thursday, if, like, that was a time...

[00:25:50] Yeah, so if that was a set time where something...

[00:25:52] That we were all together and something was on the television.

[00:25:54] Yeah, it just happened to be on, you know, if they have it on.

[00:25:57] It did.

[00:25:58] Well, potentially you could watch something else too, because who out of this group hates

[00:26:05] shoelaces but likes anime?

[00:26:08] Those are two separate things.

[00:26:09] I don't know why they're connected by a conjunction, as if one contradicts the other, but I feel

[00:26:14] like...

[00:26:14] I feel like...

[00:26:15] Like, I...

[00:26:16] Like...

[00:26:16] Why do you hate shoelaces, Irene?

[00:26:18] I do not hate shoelaces.

[00:26:19] But, like...

[00:26:20] She says...

[00:26:21] Primly crossing her shoes that do not have laces.

[00:26:26] But, like, why...

[00:26:28] Like, are they just hard to tell?

[00:26:30] No.

[00:26:30] I mean, they are...

[00:26:31] I will say they will make...

[00:26:32] They can eat circular butters, so...

[00:26:33] I will say, admittedly, they make you more prone to falling down.

[00:26:36] Yeah, that's true.

[00:26:37] Than a shoe without a shoelace.

[00:26:39] I care not for shoelaces one way or the other.

[00:26:43] Or anime.

[00:26:44] Alright, well...

[00:26:45] What if, you know, I happen to, theoretically, I know...

[00:26:48] Not that I have seen or watched anything of this regard, but I know that on Saturdays

[00:26:53] at 2pm, there...

[00:26:55] There is a...

[00:26:57] I think, theoretically, one of those anime's.

[00:27:02] The anime.

[00:27:02] Is our Halloween special gonna end with you all just going home and watching TV together?

[00:27:08] Hi!

[00:27:10] There's an iguana.

[00:27:11] I love you!

[00:27:12] I love you!

[00:27:14] I love you!

[00:27:16] She's so fast.

[00:27:18] There she goes.

[00:27:20] Next question.

[00:27:20] Who can't make scrambled...

[00:27:25] As the camera pans back from the iguana it was looking at,

[00:27:30] the question, can't make scrambled eggs, is replaced.

[00:27:36] And instead of Lily-Doo sitting there, you just see the black cloaked figure.

[00:27:42] The sock thief or owner or sock.

[00:27:48] And it looks at you.

[00:27:51] And it doesn't speak.

[00:27:53] But the question underneath it says,

[00:27:55] Who isn't real?

[00:27:59] Well, you probably.

[00:28:01] Yeah!

[00:28:01] Because, I mean, my decision is, like, why are you...

[00:28:03] Where are my socks?

[00:28:06] You can't make scrambled eggs, Sparky!

[00:28:08] Why are you...

[00:28:11] That's not important.

[00:28:12] That's not important.

[00:28:13] Where are my socks?

[00:28:14] The one...

[00:28:20] The...

[00:28:22] Host of this...

[00:28:23] Non-existent show,

[00:28:26] Lily-Doo,

[00:28:27] Who has...

[00:28:28] Vanished,

[00:28:29] Was not real.

[00:28:31] Oh!

[00:28:33] That's...

[00:28:34] That's...

[00:28:35] Good idea.

[00:28:35] No, you're a...

[00:28:36] Very good detective.

[00:28:38] Obviously.

[00:28:39] Obviously.

[00:28:40] The figure is gonna hold up...

[00:28:44] One hand and one finger.

[00:28:47] And it's gonna put...

[00:28:49] Each one down.

[00:28:51] And as like it...

[00:28:52] Or it's gonna put one up at a time.

[00:28:55] Yeah.

[00:28:55] And as it does...

[00:28:56] Who?

[00:28:57] What?

[00:28:58] When?

[00:28:59] Where?

[00:29:00] Why?

[00:29:01] How?

[00:29:04] And when all of them are up,

[00:29:06] the words just change to...

[00:29:07] The truth.

[00:29:09] Of the discarded.

[00:29:13] It appears that there is a mystery in our hands.

[00:29:16] In his hands.

[00:29:17] It's also a good thing we came to Pagunta World.

[00:29:21] Have you discarded your socks?

[00:29:24] Is this a mystery?

[00:29:24] No, I didn't feel the way.

[00:29:25] They are just got...

[00:29:26] They are just missing.

[00:29:27] I did not intentionally get rid of my socks.

[00:29:30] She says she looked at it on the washing machine.

[00:29:33] I looked at the washing machine.

[00:29:35] I didn't feel the way.

[00:29:35] So I guess...

[00:29:37] Putting together...

[00:29:38] Putting together...

[00:29:39] In this space...

[00:29:40] Between the door where the plastic seal is...

[00:29:43] You have looked there.

[00:29:45] Yeah, it's quite...

[00:29:46] That is where my socks are always when I cannot find them.

[00:29:59] And as you point out, the person is gone.

[00:30:02] Oh, God.

[00:30:03] But you can see you now have one-third of one of your socks back.

[00:30:07] One-third?

[00:30:09] What the fuck?

[00:30:10] And the word who appears on it before disappearing.

[00:30:15] Okay, so...

[00:30:16] He's in whatever his name was.

[00:30:20] This is why this part is...

[00:30:22] Oh, Kiki, this is so fun.

[00:30:26] Um...

[00:30:26] Irene does not say it's fun, but you can tell.

[00:30:31] She's, like, rocking a little on the both of her feet.

[00:30:34] She's got her hands clasped professionally behind her back.

[00:30:40] Just ready to go.

[00:30:42] All right.

[00:30:43] So what we're going to do is, in order to unravel the mystery of the socks,

[00:30:47] which it sounds like at least two of you are interested in,

[00:30:50] you have to go to each section of the park.

[00:30:53] Who, what, where, when, and why, and how.

[00:30:55] You've already gone to who, which was the questions about yourselves.

[00:31:01] So in Kingdom Hearts, because we're playing a Kingdom Hearts game,

[00:31:05] the worlds don't matter.

[00:31:07] No one gives a shit about the Disney worlds.

[00:31:09] They're the best part, but no one cares.

[00:31:12] So what we're going to do is we are going...

[00:31:14] We are going to montage through a couple of these parts.

[00:31:17] Then we'll have a story beat.

[00:31:19] Then we'll do another montage, and then we'll wrap it up.

[00:31:22] So, um...

[00:31:23] Do we get a gummy sheep?

[00:31:26] Uh, it's the monorail.

[00:31:28] Woo!

[00:31:28] The monorail, and it's made out of gummies.

[00:31:31] I love the monorail.

[00:31:31] You can, like, eat it, even though it's really gross.

[00:31:35] Mark, you don't eat that.

[00:31:36] No, why?

[00:31:37] You don't know where it's been.

[00:31:38] On the monorail.

[00:31:40] Do you know how many people have touched this?

[00:31:43] Can Malaya be eating it?

[00:31:48] Yes, Malaya.

[00:31:50] I don't think you usually eat, so I don't know if Malaya can taste.

[00:31:55] Yeah, that's what I'm stuck in.

[00:31:58] I feel like, at this point, it's the dog thing where Irene reaches for Malaya and he starts chewing faster.

[00:32:07] It's like, uh, when we were on horses the other day, Hallie had a horse that would just start eating and wouldn't stop.

[00:32:13] Spirit.

[00:32:14] Spirit.

[00:32:15] Spirit did not respect me.

[00:32:16] Anyway, so you get off the gummy line and, uh, you walk off on, uh, you end up having zipline harnesses on the improvisational zipline course.

[00:32:28] Whose zipline is it anyway?

[00:32:31] Now, we've already done who, so I'm gonna say the question for this one is where.

[00:32:35] Yeah, I mean that, yeah, like, where does it go?

[00:32:37] Yeah, where does it go?

[00:32:39] So, I want each of you to, uh, just roll me a flat D6.

[00:32:43] And we're gonna see who, uh, does best and worst on the ziplines.

[00:32:46] Four.

[00:32:47] And roll in three.

[00:32:49] Six.

[00:32:50] Wow.

[00:32:51] Alright.

[00:32:51] Sparky Malarkey.

[00:32:53] How does Sparky dominate the zipline and Kike just not?

[00:32:57] Nope.

[00:32:58] Uh, is Sparky gonna be like how Emily was yesterday?

[00:33:03] Yeah, like, people just flipping, uh, correct.

[00:33:06] People underestimate Sparky Malarkey's physical prowess because, of course, they do.

[00:33:10] But, like, when she's in a fun adrenaline-filled situation, she's just...

[00:33:16] Oh, man.

[00:33:17] She can do things.

[00:33:18] Just like Emily Decker.

[00:33:20] Uh, Emily on the ziplines yesterday was fully upside down.

[00:33:23] I, I did a flip.

[00:33:25] I don't know.

[00:33:26] I couldn't.

[00:33:26] I don't know if I actually fully flipped.

[00:33:28] You did.

[00:33:29] You did.

[00:33:29] I like how much of this, uh, I like how much of this Halloween episode is just us bragging

[00:33:36] about our vacation.

[00:33:37] Just us bragging about our Mexican vacation.

[00:33:39] I mean, you know.

[00:33:40] Like, we're here.

[00:33:41] I know.

[00:33:41] Our life informs our art.

[00:33:44] So, uh, yeah.

[00:33:44] Sparky's, like, doing, like, flips, uh, succeeding where I could not.

[00:33:49] She is fully upside down.

[00:33:50] Uh, she's going before the zipline people, if there are zipline people, have even finished

[00:33:55] their instructions.

[00:33:56] She's just like, yeah, I know how to spell on.

[00:33:58] Like, I got this.

[00:33:59] They're the same if you think about it.

[00:34:02] No.

[00:34:03] Yeah.

[00:34:05] He kept walls down before.

[00:34:06] So, our harness is, like, it, it, it, it breaks.

[00:34:10] And so half of it falls down.

[00:34:12] But because he's just bones, he just has to re-assemble them later.

[00:34:18] I know.

[00:34:19] I was just picturing.

[00:34:20] That's where the true where is.

[00:34:22] You have to re-go through the jungle to find your bones that have fallen onto the ground.

[00:34:28] It's like the scavenger minigame where you find the 101 Dalmatians.

[00:34:32] Yeah.

[00:34:32] 99 Dalmatians.

[00:34:33] Oh, yeah.

[00:34:33] Yeah, yeah.

[00:34:34] You're finding Kike's bones throughout the rest of the park.

[00:34:38] Woo!

[00:34:39] They're like collectibles now.

[00:34:41] Yeah.

[00:34:42] Exactly.

[00:34:43] Um, curiously, Kike, you notice that, or Sparky Might, the bones aren't really, they aren't

[00:34:56] anatomically accurate.

[00:34:58] Like, every time you pick up a bone, it really is, it looks like the same bone.

[00:35:02] Like, how they have the same item in a video game.

[00:35:05] Um...

[00:35:06] It's gonna make it a really annoying Korea sample.

[00:35:09] I don't have five tibias.

[00:35:11] Why do I keep finding five tibias?

[00:35:14] Before you lost your tibia.

[00:35:15] Why do they call him five tibia Kike?

[00:35:18] No, it'd be five tibia Kanaka.

[00:35:21] No, I don't have five tibias.

[00:35:25] All right.

[00:35:27] Um, and then you end up, the sock expands, it ravels itself together more, and it's, and

[00:35:33] you see, uh, where?

[00:35:35] And then it disappears again.

[00:35:39] After that happens, does TK have all of his bones, including the correct amount of tibias?

[00:35:46] Yes, you do.

[00:35:47] Okay.

[00:35:48] Also, I kept rolling one, but I finally rolled another one.

[00:35:51] I think we're just gonna spend the second half on OXO, because I haven't done OXO yet.

[00:35:54] Um, you are now on, um, Tiana's By Who Adventure.

[00:36:02] Woo!

[00:36:03] Which isn't who, I guess it's what now.

[00:36:08] What who?

[00:36:09] By who?

[00:36:10] What?

[00:36:10] What adventure?

[00:36:14] So, this one, you are just literally, you're in, like, New Orleans clothing.

[00:36:19] Yeah.

[00:36:20] You are in a, uh, the train has just transformed into a gummy boat.

[00:36:27] Yeah, it puffs up.

[00:36:28] Sparky, no.

[00:36:30] Sparky, yes.

[00:36:32] Uh, Sparky, Kike, I want you to roll dark.

[00:36:37] Dark?

[00:36:37] Okay.

[00:36:39] Six.

[00:36:40] Six.

[00:36:45] And the boat starts sinking.

[00:36:56] Can I, um, do apparition?

[00:37:01] Because it says I can make something from someone's memories.

[00:37:05] Yeah, read the whole thing so I know how it works.

[00:37:07] It says, apparition, to make something from someone's memories, tell the GM what you want to make.

[00:37:12] And they require one or two of the following.

[00:37:15] It'll take time in its night and promover world.

[00:37:18] You can't do it without somebody's help.

[00:37:20] Spend one of your links.

[00:37:21] The best you can do is to show the version imperfect or unreliable.

[00:37:24] Okay.

[00:37:25] And I guess I don't have to roll, but, like, what I want to do is take the full gummy, the full ship from Sparky's memories.

[00:37:32] Yeah.

[00:37:33] And rebuild the ship.

[00:37:34] Yeah, I like that.

[00:37:35] So, it says, uh, I think you have to choose two of those conditions.

[00:37:39] Okay.

[00:37:40] Uh, you can't, I think you can't do it without Sparky's help.

[00:37:44] I think Sparky needs to all.

[00:37:46] All right, convince Sparky to plug the hole using her memories.

[00:37:49] Sparky, I need you to remember what the boat looked like before you ate it.

[00:37:54] Kiki, I'm already ashamed enough.

[00:37:56] You can't do it without me.

[00:37:57] No, you don't understand.

[00:37:58] I get it.

[00:37:59] I messed up.

[00:38:00] I can rebuild this ship, but I need your help.

[00:38:03] I don't know how to explain it.

[00:38:05] This place is really weird.

[00:38:06] I've been here before.

[00:38:08] And...

[00:38:13] No, no.

[00:38:14] Like, like, I was like, you've been here before, but like, you kept saying, like, hey, this

[00:38:18] place is bad.

[00:38:19] So, of course, you wouldn't know that if you hadn't been here.

[00:38:21] That was my bad.

[00:38:22] Anyway, the ship is sinking.

[00:38:23] So, what do you need for me?

[00:38:25] I need you to remember what this ship looked like before you ate it.

[00:38:28] Much better than it does now.

[00:38:30] Yeah, perfect.

[00:38:31] Give me more detail.

[00:38:33] There was a wall.

[00:38:34] Okay.

[00:38:34] And there was an intact floor.

[00:38:36] I want to, like, start.

[00:38:38] Okay.

[00:38:38] Oh, wow.

[00:38:39] What's the texture?

[00:38:40] The gummy over there was purple.

[00:38:42] Purple.

[00:38:43] I think there was, like, a smokestack that was yellow.

[00:38:47] Yellow.

[00:38:47] With a big, charming little smokestack.

[00:38:48] Wait, were you just on, like, the steamboat willyship?

[00:38:51] Yeah, I'm actually, like, a steamboat gummy ship.

[00:38:54] What are you doing while they're rebuilding the sinking boat?

[00:39:05] Um...

[00:39:05] Sitting quietly, definitely not feeling seasick.

[00:39:10] Like, just hands clasped, mouth shut very tightly.

[00:39:15] Irene, as you're going through the ship, part of you, like, it tips over a bit.

[00:39:22] Like, because, you know, it's rocking.

[00:39:24] And some of the water splashes on your arm.

[00:39:28] And as the water stays on your arm, it is completely white.

[00:39:33] And as it dries off, the color returns.

[00:39:42] I am concerned by this.

[00:39:44] What?

[00:39:45] I have an announcement.

[00:39:47] Yeah?

[00:39:47] Yeah.

[00:39:49] I have gotten some water on my arm.

[00:39:52] And when it is wet, it is one color.

[00:39:56] Or no color, rather.

[00:39:58] And when it is dry, it is my normal color of skin.

[00:40:05] And this is why I am concerned.

[00:40:08] Does it hurt?

[00:40:10] No.

[00:40:11] Has it ever happened before?

[00:40:12] No.

[00:40:13] Cool.

[00:40:14] All right.

[00:40:14] I will keep a close eye on it.

[00:40:17] Just like, don't get wet.

[00:40:18] As long as Sparky doesn't drink the water.

[00:40:21] Because if you don't get wet, then you don't have to worry about it.

[00:40:25] As you get off the boat, you make it into another attraction.

[00:40:31] Which, instead of a gift shop, is an oxo.

[00:40:35] Awesome.

[00:40:35] So you're in an oxo now.

[00:40:38] It's not a gift shop, but it's a gift.

[00:40:42] Yeah.

[00:40:42] So now you're in an oxo.

[00:40:44] I don't know what to make you do in the oxo.

[00:40:47] I want to get a duvelino.

[00:40:49] Duvelin.

[00:40:50] Duvelin.

[00:40:52] Stand in line.

[00:40:54] Stand in line.

[00:40:55] You get there.

[00:40:57] Get gas.

[00:40:58] I don't know.

[00:40:58] Recharge.

[00:40:59] You go to get your duvelin.

[00:41:01] Yeah.

[00:41:03] And who's going to pick up the duvelin?

[00:41:08] Kike will do it, because he's familiar with these things.

[00:41:10] Okay.

[00:41:11] You know that thing where you put your hand on something the same time someone else does?

[00:41:15] Yeah.

[00:41:15] You do that with a bright gold gauntlet.

[00:41:20] Like, what, a gauntlet that was in front of the duvelin?

[00:41:25] Like, you put your hand down and someone wearing a gauntlet puts it down as well.

[00:41:29] Is that the only duvelin?

[00:41:34] Yes.

[00:41:36] Sir, excuse me, but I think...

[00:41:43] Do you really need this thing?

[00:41:49] Sorry, the dogs got scared.

[00:41:52] They don't like the...

[00:41:53] They don't like the...

[00:41:54] I think it's Lightbringer gauntlets is the name.

[00:41:57] The gauntlet shines, and you see a man, and I want you to imagine the most American, and by American, I mean USA, American man you can imagine.

[00:42:11] Like, middle-aged...

[00:42:13] Soldiers of his eyes.

[00:42:13] Old night?

[00:42:14] He's got a...

[00:42:14] He's got like a mustache.

[00:42:15] Yeah.

[00:42:16] Um, he's...

[00:42:17] He's wearing a postal garb, like of a postman, a postmaster.

[00:42:23] And he has these giant, shining, holy gauntlets on.

[00:42:27] And he's like...

[00:42:30] Oh, sorry about that, Mr. Damon.

[00:42:33] It's just my kids, they really need that...