Turnaround Big Top (Part 2)

[00:00:00] Previously on Quest Friends, Here After

[00:00:04] Rizzo, Wachowski, Prajidek, Yaklons, you're at the Clown Town, mid-spring, semi-spectacular fair.

[00:00:12] The display podium is empty and Clown reaps screams, the cards, they're gone!

[00:00:17] Who could have foreseen such a tragedy?

[00:00:20] Intriguing

[00:00:21] Superman, although do you know anything about this little, you know, a necromon that might have these big teeth, tusk things?

[00:00:30] Big teeth, tusk.

[00:00:32] Is you? Is me?

[00:00:34] Judging by Z's entry in this big encyclopedia, I am reading through, makes me think of Paki Fant.

[00:00:41] Paki-Paki Mouse?

[00:00:42] Paki Fant.

[00:00:43] Paki Fant.

[00:00:44] Paki Fant.

[00:00:45] Paki Fant.

[00:00:46] There it is, Paki Fant at Randy Scandal, scary big circus.

[00:01:17] Is this just dumb, Bo?

[00:01:18] Shut up, Ari, so you're watching the performance with this Polish librarian who you have dragged along with you.

[00:01:26] Occasionally Prajidek will like pinch your little cheek, be like, oh little baby.

[00:01:33] This popcher would be pleased that I came to circus.

[00:01:36] Yes, Pasha should be very proud unless you do not think after she die.

[00:01:42] Oh, but I, I, I, I, I, I prepare egg.

[00:01:46] Okay, good.

[00:01:47] I prepare egg for Pabcia.

[00:01:49] That's all he needed. He feels at peace now.

[00:01:52] Are the children with us or did they stay behind?

[00:01:55] The children?

[00:01:56] The child and the grown man?

[00:01:58] Oh no, they're still hanging out at the, they didn't like you enough to come with you.

[00:02:04] That's fine.

[00:02:05] So they're back at the fair, you four are watching the performance and on stage there is a man dressed entirely in purple with like a big purple top hat.

[00:02:16] And does he look like Max Galactica from Phoenix, right?

[00:02:19] No, he doesn't.

[00:02:20] He does not.

[00:02:21] Oh man.

[00:02:22] Is he shirtless like Max Galactica from Phoenix, right?

[00:02:26] No.

[00:02:27] Why must you know all of my suggestions?

[00:02:31] Hang on.

[00:02:32] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:02:34] I am going to work the system.

[00:02:36] I'm going to add a law that all ring masters must be shirtless in clown town.

[00:02:41] Fine, fine.

[00:02:42] Randy scandal is shirtless on the stage with his long flowing purple cape.

[00:02:49] And then so you know how ridiculous you've just made this.

[00:02:52] Randy scandal.

[00:02:54] Actually he wasn't on stage a second ago, but then he was it's like he appeared out of nowhere.

[00:02:58] Yeah, yeah.

[00:02:59] And his voice.

[00:03:00] Hang on, I have to.

[00:03:01] He's my nook.

[00:03:03] Welcome one all to the circus.

[00:03:06] The scary big circus.

[00:03:08] You know a scary tuberculosis.

[00:03:12] Who are you saying this to?

[00:03:14] The ring master can't hear you.

[00:03:16] He's mic'd.

[00:03:17] He's performing the nearer.

[00:03:19] Just like everyone around my audience members.

[00:03:22] All right.

[00:03:23] Yes, yes, that is what Bob Schekas is.

[00:03:25] Then he taps the side of his nose wisely.

[00:03:27] Yes, yes.

[00:03:28] You're so wise.

[00:03:29] Roger deck.

[00:03:30] Yes.

[00:03:31] Just like Bob Cha.

[00:03:32] And then at the circus there's magic pleasures and delight galore.

[00:03:37] The performance is like the lion tamer, but it's like a little elephant.

[00:03:41] It's Paki fan.

[00:03:42] It's Dumbo.

[00:03:43] It's Dumbo plus like little baby tusks because he's just a baby elephant.

[00:03:48] And I thought tusks were necromanie.

[00:03:50] So there's a little elephant and he's running around.

[00:03:52] He's so cute.

[00:03:53] The sound that Paki fan makes is nappy cap, nappy cap.

[00:03:57] I'm going to go rogue here because so you say...

[00:04:00] What have you been doing this entire session?

[00:04:03] Yes, but I'm going to go for rogue because I didn't discuss this plan and I just thought

[00:04:08] about it right now, but it occurs to me.

[00:04:11] So we're watching the performance, right?

[00:04:13] From the seats.

[00:04:14] Yeah.

[00:04:15] You're watching it from the seats.

[00:04:16] Well, I have a move.

[00:04:18] Yeah.

[00:04:19] Cold.

[00:04:20] I was here the entire time.

[00:04:22] Where it says you can appear places when the party's line of sight, but otherwise unreachable

[00:04:27] assuming no one watches the process of you going there.

[00:04:29] Can I be on this stage?

[00:04:31] Yes.

[00:04:32] Yes, you fucking can.

[00:04:34] You can just appear on the fucking stage.

[00:04:37] Yeah, because I was going to argue, well, we would have seen him get there except

[00:04:43] we all turned to face Prajadek when he mentioned tuberculosis.

[00:04:48] So we all would have looked away.

[00:04:50] Yeah.

[00:04:51] Yeah.

[00:04:52] Prajadek really, really helped out his friend, Briso here.

[00:04:55] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:04:57] No, no, no.

[00:04:58] I helped out my grandson, but they helped out his grandson.

[00:05:02] He's my baby now.

[00:05:03] Now we have to remember we can't make comments like that, sir.

[00:05:07] We have to keep ourselves with discretion and carefulness.

[00:05:11] And I have cartoon physics.

[00:05:12] Yeah.

[00:05:13] So you know the thing where the confused eye pops out of your head, like out of

[00:05:18] the head with a cartoon when they see something that surprises them.

[00:05:21] Yeah.

[00:05:22] A smaller eye pops out of my eye in surprise as I see Briso just down there on

[00:05:30] the stage taking up attention.

[00:05:32] Oh, he's down there.

[00:05:34] I can go rub him now.

[00:05:36] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:05:38] Okay.

[00:05:39] So you're out.

[00:05:40] Is there anything you do when you're on the stage or are you just standing

[00:05:42] there?

[00:05:43] No, I mean, I want to like, you know, like a clown just pretend that I'm

[00:05:47] a part of the show, but I want because I'm assuming the elephant somehow has

[00:05:51] the card somewhere or during master.

[00:05:54] Well, the good news is that you don't have to try like at all with the

[00:05:57] Paki fan because the Paki fans just a puppy and the Paki fan is so excited.

[00:06:01] There's somebody new on stage that I'll just pretend I'm part of the,

[00:06:05] you know, like, oh, I'm a clown.

[00:06:07] This is part of the show.

[00:06:09] Yeah.

[00:06:10] Paki fan and see if he has any cards and Paki fan is trained.

[00:06:14] He's a good little boy, but he's also a baby.

[00:06:17] So he's going to run up to you and jump up the way that puppies do.

[00:06:21] Oh, I want to see if he has the card like stuck in his tusks or behind his big

[00:06:27] ears, which I assume he has.

[00:06:30] He's got big adorable ears that no one should ever make fun of.

[00:06:34] He has big ears.

[00:06:36] You're searching by like petting him like a puppy.

[00:06:39] Yeah.

[00:06:40] Yeah.

[00:06:41] And then you pick him up and it's like, oh, such a cute thing,

[00:06:44] but you're actually like looking around.

[00:06:46] Yeah.

[00:06:47] And we have another clown.

[00:06:53] Can I can I roll because I want to make it without anybody noticing that

[00:06:58] I'm looking for the card.

[00:06:59] Yeah.

[00:07:00] Yeah.

[00:07:01] That is a eight.

[00:07:03] So what does that mean?

[00:07:05] Is that still a mixed success?

[00:07:07] 14 minus eight is six.

[00:07:09] Oh no.

[00:07:10] So that's still a middling one, right?

[00:07:12] Or is six the cutoff for fail?

[00:07:13] No, no.

[00:07:14] Six is six is fail.

[00:07:15] Ari gets an AP, but she flat out fails, which for sneak failure is pretty

[00:07:20] fucking obvious.

[00:07:22] Oh no.

[00:07:23] I would like to start making my way through the audience obnoxiously,

[00:07:27] like back and forth through the rows like rushas.

[00:07:32] Rushas.

[00:07:33] Oh, move, move out of way of project.

[00:07:36] I'm old.

[00:07:37] Move.

[00:07:38] I'm getting through on stage.

[00:07:41] Randy scandal actually disappears and then he reappears behind.

[00:07:46] Oh no.

[00:07:47] I want you to get in a, I was there the whole time off.

[00:07:52] Just keep appearing behind each other.

[00:07:55] And he's going to.

[00:07:57] Hey, hello.

[00:07:59] Who the fuck are you?

[00:08:01] Co-worker.

[00:08:02] You don't work at my circus.

[00:08:05] Yeah, I should.

[00:08:07] I am the new, the new guy, you know, funny, funny story here.

[00:08:12] No, I'm the general manager, buddy.

[00:08:15] And I didn't hire you.

[00:08:17] Did you know that there is a law that all circuses that show in

[00:08:22] Clown Town need to welcome any registered clown as a performer?

[00:08:28] Are you, are you suddenly you can do an addendum to that,

[00:08:31] but that's the law that I'd like to introduce as a rule.

[00:08:34] Okay, are you on stage?

[00:08:37] I hate to burst your bubble, sir.

[00:08:39] I've just given up.

[00:08:40] I'm coming with everyone else technically as per the bylaws of Clown Town.

[00:08:44] Any.

[00:08:45] Bless you.

[00:08:46] Gesundheit.

[00:08:47] Any registered clown may participate as a performer in any circuses held

[00:08:52] within our humble villages borders.

[00:08:56] Oh my little Snoke.

[00:08:59] According to the Clown Code of Ethics, in fact, number seven,

[00:09:02] I will appear in as many clown shows as I possibly can.

[00:09:05] Oh my God.

[00:09:06] It would be illegal.

[00:09:07] Oh my God.

[00:09:08] For dear Briso here not to perform.

[00:09:11] Yeah.

[00:09:12] Say that the new developer performers here have arrived too to back me up

[00:09:17] as we are a crew of three here to help with the management of the back fans.

[00:09:24] I would like to start searching him.

[00:09:27] Like lifting up his cape.

[00:09:31] Now I want to use take up attention.

[00:09:34] No.

[00:09:35] Talk about the law with Randy as project searches.

[00:09:40] The back of your leg.

[00:09:42] Yeah.

[00:09:43] So let me tell you some things here about the law of the clown here

[00:09:48] as my associate can tell you and then use technically he is not a lawyer.

[00:09:52] I am this is no way legal advice.

[00:09:55] I don't know it is not legal advice.

[00:09:58] But it's just you know that the situation that is correct.

[00:10:01] The situation that our clown country has gone into these days.

[00:10:05] Incorrect.

[00:10:06] Village.

[00:10:07] Not a nation.

[00:10:08] Yes.

[00:10:09] You can keep going.

[00:10:10] I'm just going to keep correcting you because it feels appropriate for him to be like,

[00:10:13] that's correct.

[00:10:14] That's wrong.

[00:10:15] You are doing that.

[00:10:16] Okay.

[00:10:17] While project over here.

[00:10:18] Are you just you're just going to tackle the man?

[00:10:20] Like what are you?

[00:10:21] I'm just like picking up his cape and like searching through muttering to myself.

[00:10:26] The hardest thing to search would be a shirt and he doesn't have one.

[00:10:32] I was established by the law to be fair,

[00:10:35] it would be a lot less weird to search a shirt than to search his pants.

[00:10:40] It's true.

[00:10:41] Yeah.

[00:10:42] So, so okay, okay.

[00:10:44] Randy snaps and he's like into the mission.

[00:10:47] He makes an intermission announcement and the curtain closes.

[00:10:50] So now you're not like,

[00:10:51] Did you know there's a law about intermissions?

[00:10:53] God, no.

[00:10:54] What is the law about intermissions Kyle?

[00:10:56] There isn't.

[00:10:57] I just want to fuck with you.

[00:10:59] Veto.

[00:11:00] I'm vetoing that one.

[00:11:02] Vetoing is the one thing you can't do.

[00:11:05] Shut up.

[00:11:06] I start picking through his hair.

[00:11:08] How often you wash your hair?

[00:11:10] How often do you feel other people's hair?

[00:11:13] Frequently.

[00:11:14] Do you crash stage shows frequently too?

[00:11:17] What is this?

[00:11:18] Sometimes.

[00:11:19] Why are you harassing me and my paki-fant over here?

[00:11:22] Or I've become a gangster now for some reason.

[00:11:25] Oh, you do crime too!

[00:11:27] Well, I suppose that would be the reason why sir.

[00:11:30] I do crime, you do crime.

[00:11:33] Friends!

[00:11:34] Yeah, we, you know, we, we went, we were trying to say,

[00:11:37] We have reason here to believe that, you know,

[00:11:40] there might have been a crime that, that,

[00:11:43] that happened in this vicinity, you know,

[00:11:46] and so what crime are you accusing me of?

[00:11:49] Cough, cough, cough.

[00:11:51] Does this look familiar to you?

[00:11:54] I see pulling out the fabric.

[00:11:56] Why are you this weak?

[00:11:58] Once again, the fingers go up and across.

[00:12:02] He pales.

[00:12:04] No.

[00:12:05] You do not lie to your brother, Dick.

[00:12:08] You're not my grandfather.

[00:12:10] Yes, I am!

[00:12:11] Incorrect.

[00:12:12] No, I am.

[00:12:14] All right.

[00:12:15] All clowns are my Vnuki.

[00:12:19] Bros is a,

[00:12:21] there are a law that says that clowns can legally adopt other clowns.

[00:12:26] Is there a limit?

[00:12:28] You know, how does that, how is it a clown adoption work exactly?

[00:12:33] I don't follow law.

[00:12:35] I commit crime all the time.

[00:12:38] That is a good point.

[00:12:39] Yeah, I guess the-

[00:12:40] Does not matter.

[00:12:41] The law might not apply.

[00:12:43] Speaking back on the subject of crime, Mr. Randy,

[00:12:48] Randy, man.

[00:12:49] Scandal, Randy scandal.

[00:12:52] Randy scandal.

[00:12:54] You know, we have reasons to believe that there might be some stolen object here somewhere.

[00:13:01] And so if you don't mind, you know, telling us if you know of the location of a certain card.

[00:13:07] Of what specific card?

[00:13:09] Are you clown card fans?

[00:13:11] No.

[00:13:13] Well, I suppose that is quite curious that you brought up clown cards there, sir.

[00:13:18] Yeah.

[00:13:19] Today was the first that I'd heard of them.

[00:13:21] And in fact, if I remember with previous fares, only gift cards were given.

[00:13:26] Now you've been at this performance for, well, looks quite as long as the fare.

[00:13:31] So there's no way you could have been there to see it.

[00:13:34] He pulls out a sheaf of three cards and fans them out almost like a weapon fan.

[00:13:41] He's like, I've been collecting clown cards for years.

[00:13:45] These cards are useless in anyone's hands, but mine.

[00:13:48] Okay.

[00:13:49] If they're, you say you're useless as you would say, you wouldn't mind me looking through them as a fellow clown card collector.

[00:13:58] Why would you look at my clown cards?

[00:14:00] As a fellow clown card collector.

[00:14:03] Fellow as an aficionado.

[00:14:05] Legally, you have to show me.

[00:14:07] I don't know.

[00:14:08] Just to see if there's any, any repeat and any copies that I might want to want to peruse through.

[00:14:15] I declare him guilty.

[00:14:19] I forgot that I had abilities.

[00:14:22] Oh my God, you do.

[00:14:24] You are guilty.

[00:14:26] All right.

[00:14:27] All right.

[00:14:28] So Randy scandal is going.

[00:14:31] You think you can take my cards?

[00:14:33] These cards aren't magic in this.

[00:14:34] I'm using them because I'm a wizard.

[00:14:36] You think you can ruin my circus coming in here with your accusations and your guilty and your grandfather?

[00:14:43] No, this is the last you'll see ever and a scandal.

[00:14:46] And then he throws each card up in the air and you can see the names of them.

[00:14:51] The names are door copies and camouflage.

[00:14:55] And as they go up, the yells reveal.

[00:14:58] Quick.

[00:14:59] The cards turn and then there is like a symbol crash in the air.

[00:15:03] But right after that symbol crash, there's a record scratch as if whatever spell he has just tried to cast how's malfunctioned somehow.

[00:15:12] And he yells, Paki fan, Paki fan, where is it?

[00:15:14] Where's the fourth card?

[00:15:16] And the Paki fan is happily sitting in the corner chewing on the fourth card and the fourth card is feather.

[00:15:22] Oh, so now instead of trapping you in a scary magic circus dimension as he intended,

[00:15:28] he has also trapped himself in a scary circus dimension.

[00:15:35] The key to getting out is to get that feather card.

[00:15:38] To do that, you have to be the first one to find the Paki fan,

[00:15:41] which is going to be hard because suddenly there are fucking dozens everywhere and they're all pink.

[00:15:59] April 2.

[00:16:01] Get it? Because it's like it's the second part of the April Fool special,

[00:16:06] although I guess that would make more sense if I was releasing this on April 2 rather than the 8th.

[00:16:11] This is the second part of the April Fool special.

[00:16:14] I hope you're enjoying it.

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[00:18:08] So imagine this confrontation is kind of like the door scene at the end of Monsters Inc.

[00:18:13] and you'll also pink elephants.

[00:18:15] Oh no, it's a fucking acid trip.

[00:18:18] It's just an acid trip but it's about circus magic. It's not drugs or alcohol and the pachyfant you want

[00:18:25] and you'll have a track on him at first but he has split into 12 different pachyfants.

[00:18:31] You have to find the right pachyfant before he does.

[00:18:34] You just gotta catch the playful little puppy elephant who can now fly because he got a feather card.

[00:18:38] Oh, I get it now.

[00:18:41] I'm really clever.

[00:18:43] I got it, I got it now.

[00:18:45] You said we have a track on it at first?

[00:18:48] Like you see which elephant it is, you know like a Mario Party game or where you put the thing under a cup and they all shuffle around.

[00:18:54] I want to race after it but I'm going to intentionally fail to catch it

[00:19:00] because I want to use my AP to activate one of my moves which now is going to be only true for this dimension.

[00:19:06] Laugh track?

[00:19:08] Oh my god.

[00:19:09] When you make a joke you spend one AP to summon ethereal laughter which temporarily disorients a target of your choice with an ear shot.

[00:19:16] So I'm going to go run chase it trip and we're all going to just hear this weird creepy laughter.

[00:19:23] Cripple laughter.

[00:19:25] Coming from around and I don't think the other two are that weirded out by it because they're that strange.

[00:19:33] Yeah, actually I'm going to laugh too but like not because I'm affected by it but I actually find it funny.

[00:19:38] But the ringmaster maybe he's just realizing it's like a princess in the frog spoilers I guess where Dr. Philcilie gets caught by the friends on the other side.

[00:19:48] Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun are you ready?

[00:19:52] Ha ha ha!

[00:19:56] Okay so the confrontation, the track is three for each side.

[00:20:01] Okay.

[00:20:02] I will give you guys one because of the laugh track thing that Kyle just did.

[00:20:06] So you're disorienting Randy's candle.

[00:20:08] Yeah.

[00:20:09] Okay.

[00:20:10] He's dealing with the nightmare of what he has created.

[00:20:12] He's not happy about this.

[00:20:14] He is not happy that the pacifant has tried to eat his card and he has facilitated himself into this horrible, horrible circus dimension.

[00:20:22] What I would really like to do is because we have to, he's disoriented, we have to keep track of the correct pacifant, right?

[00:20:32] Yes.

[00:20:33] You can't just like go after pacifants, they're a 12.

[00:20:35] It's not like the thousands of people you would have to look for in the library.

[00:20:38] Because I can summon a chicken.

[00:20:40] Okay.

[00:20:41] And if he's flying, then I could just have the chicken fly next to him and they could be friends.

[00:20:52] But the right one because we saw the right one originally.

[00:20:56] Yeah.

[00:20:57] So if I could tell the chicken to stick on that one.

[00:20:59] Okay.

[00:21:00] This might screw me over but chickens aren't very smart.

[00:21:03] I was about to say chickens are very smart, but you can certainly try in the words of Matt Mercer.

[00:21:08] What if I give you an AP to have it be a smart chicken?

[00:21:13] You do have two AP, one from your earlier move and one to start.

[00:21:18] I will accept an AP to have a particularly smart chicken.

[00:21:21] So you're not getting Hey Hey from Moana.

[00:21:24] You're getting like a chicken drum chicken.

[00:21:26] Oh.

[00:21:27] What are the names?

[00:21:28] Ginger and Rocky or something?

[00:21:29] You're getting a chicken run chicken.

[00:21:31] Okay.

[00:21:32] Yeah.

[00:21:33] You who are just a little jet go.

[00:21:36] You are a wizard?

[00:21:38] No.

[00:21:39] I'm sorry.

[00:21:41] That's okay.

[00:21:42] I like to think that cough was in character.

[00:21:44] Yeah.

[00:21:45] But I think it's the wizard.

[00:21:47] See my wizardry and I would like to chuck a chicken into the air.

[00:21:52] You legend of Zelda, eat that chicken into the air.

[00:21:58] And you've told this chicken to follow the correct Paki fan.

[00:22:02] Yes, but okay.

[00:22:04] Wizard is not able to hear because he is disoriented.

[00:22:09] Correct?

[00:22:10] Yes.

[00:22:11] Wizard cannot hear.

[00:22:12] So he cannot hear my instructions.

[00:22:14] So it just looks like there's a chicken flying around now.

[00:22:17] And you know what?

[00:22:18] This world is so weird.

[00:22:19] He doesn't want to be here.

[00:22:20] That's like he doesn't even know.

[00:22:21] He doesn't even know that he's summoned a chicken.

[00:22:23] So yeah, that gets you up.

[00:22:26] Another rung on that ladder.

[00:22:28] But the thing about chickens is that they're much slower than magical flying elephants.

[00:22:33] So you've narrowed it down to like three or four that are around where the chicken can keep up.

[00:22:38] But you haven't found the right one yet.

[00:22:40] And you're still not close to catching that one.

[00:22:43] I thought about making Emily roll for the smart chicken.

[00:22:46] But then I was like, but that's using like an ability.

[00:22:49] It's opposite day.

[00:22:51] Yeah.

[00:22:52] Shit.

[00:22:53] Maybe we shouldn't catch the elephant.

[00:22:54] That's the trick.

[00:22:55] That's the trick.

[00:22:57] I don't think that's the trick.

[00:22:59] That's the trick.

[00:23:00] Help me.

[00:23:01] I'm rolling off the side of this dimension.

[00:23:04] I'm just rolling around like a marble.

[00:23:06] There are doors everywhere.

[00:23:08] They're not like going anywhere like a month, but it's like Monsters Inc.

[00:23:10] Where the doors are everywhere because it was copies and doors and camouflage.

[00:23:14] No, I want to help.

[00:23:16] Can I say that the doors are hitting me like pinball?

[00:23:20] Oh, yeah.

[00:23:21] Yeah.

[00:23:22] I want to run after my bro and save you from this fate.

[00:23:27] Even if that doesn't apply to catching the elephant.

[00:23:30] Bro.

[00:23:31] Bro?

[00:23:32] I want to use, I don't know.

[00:23:34] Probably be a fierce move, right?

[00:23:37] Fears.

[00:23:38] Let's see.

[00:23:39] I rolled a ten.

[00:23:42] So probably not.

[00:23:44] So a four.

[00:23:45] You rolled a four.

[00:23:46] Yeah.

[00:23:47] I knew this was going to not work well for me who rolls.

[00:23:51] You're tripping, Briso.

[00:23:52] You're a clown.

[00:23:53] You're tripping and you're flying through.

[00:23:55] I want to roll take a swing.

[00:23:58] Having gotten bigger with me and Briso now being a fusion ball.

[00:24:04] Oh, why do you make it so horrifying all the time?

[00:24:09] What are you swinging at?

[00:24:10] The elephants.

[00:24:11] I just want to, I want to say a bowl of over.

[00:24:13] You're just bowling over the elephants?

[00:24:14] Okay.

[00:24:15] Yeah.

[00:24:16] You're just trampling Dumbo.

[00:24:17] You are.

[00:24:18] My fierce is zero.

[00:24:19] That's going to be a six.

[00:24:21] So technically I think that means the opponent's clock is filled by two now.

[00:24:25] No, why?

[00:24:26] Because Ari also rolled a failure.

[00:24:29] The ringmaster, he is still a little bit dazed from the weird laugh track that happened,

[00:24:34] but like he's used to weird shit because he made this weird dimension.

[00:24:38] He is jumping from door to door.

[00:24:40] He doesn't know what the chicken is about, but he has successfully touched three of the

[00:24:45] Paki fans and they have poofed.

[00:24:47] And so now you're down to nine Paki fans.

[00:24:50] When I was a child, we burned witches.

[00:24:54] What?

[00:24:55] And I summon a flaming spring.

[00:24:58] What?

[00:24:59] Oh.

[00:25:00] Okay.

[00:25:01] Okay.

[00:25:02] Okay.

[00:25:03] I have an idea.

[00:25:04] I have an idea.

[00:25:05] Okay.

[00:25:06] Okay.

[00:25:07] And cartoon physics apply to me.

[00:25:09] No cost, right?

[00:25:10] Uh-huh.

[00:25:11] And that's part of why I was like, oh, when I trip my brother, maybe I'm like knocking

[00:25:15] into him and we're like rolling together.

[00:25:17] Yeah.

[00:25:18] You know the cartoon thing where they do like a super fast spin?

[00:25:21] Like a spin dash.

[00:25:22] Yeah.

[00:25:23] Like a little whirlwind thing?

[00:25:24] Yeah.

[00:25:25] I want to, I would count this probably as helping a friend.

[00:25:27] I want to swing around.

[00:25:29] And then when you see me, you see that I am holding onto Briso throw him at

[00:25:34] the spring so that he can bounce off of it and hit the Paki fan.

[00:25:39] The spring?

[00:25:40] The flaming spring.

[00:25:41] It's a spring.

[00:25:42] Oh, it's a spring?

[00:25:44] It's just a stick that's on fire.

[00:25:47] Oh.

[00:25:48] But we can make it a spring.

[00:25:50] Can I spend an AP?

[00:25:52] Two APs?

[00:25:53] I have two APs.

[00:25:54] Yes.

[00:25:55] You can spend two APs to make this a spring.

[00:25:58] Make it a spring.

[00:25:59] And to make this work.

[00:26:01] As he approaches with the spring that may soon be a spring,

[00:26:06] but currently is a spring.

[00:26:08] The circus dimension does weird things to you.

[00:26:10] I want him to laugh.

[00:26:12] Oh.

[00:26:13] Because this is the kind of humor that Prajadek loves.

[00:26:17] That is horrifying.

[00:26:19] I don't like Prajadek.

[00:26:22] All right.

[00:26:23] So you're laughing with this spring and then suddenly it's a spring like from Sonic the Hedgehog.

[00:26:29] What is?

[00:26:30] Does the twig like just extend itself into the coily part of a spring?

[00:26:35] That's correct.

[00:26:36] Yeah.

[00:26:37] Think like a pink elephants type move, you know, the pink elephants are always morphing shapes.

[00:26:41] This spring just morphs into a spring.

[00:26:45] Why is?

[00:26:46] And Briso comes flying in from who knows where hits it and it boings him directly

[00:26:55] into three more of the Paki fans.

[00:26:57] Give me a role, Ari, with your opposite day.

[00:27:00] I want to see if you find the right one.

[00:27:02] Does me springing count as help a friend?

[00:27:05] Yes.

[00:27:06] Ari, do you want to roll with disadvantage roll with minus two or have the effect of what you do be bigger?

[00:27:13] I don't think that last one, the last one doesn't help us, but it's fun.

[00:27:17] Roll with disadvantage.

[00:27:20] And then can I would you consider probably not because this is probably not correct.

[00:27:26] Lore wise, but since this is such a weird dimension, could it be considered to be part of the other so that I can use roll?

[00:27:35] Realistically, him pulling us into the afterworlds is the most logical explanation for what's happening right now.

[00:27:43] I will allow this.

[00:27:44] Yes.

[00:27:45] Okay.

[00:27:46] I want to roll with weird.

[00:27:48] Yeah, you can roll with weird, which I think is plus three, right?

[00:27:51] Plus.

[00:27:52] Yep.

[00:27:53] So disadvantage minus three.

[00:27:54] Minus three.

[00:27:56] Okay.

[00:27:57] And I take the lower two.

[00:27:59] Hallie, we are going to stay stuck in the afterworlds if we do not succeed.

[00:28:03] I know, but like what does all this math mean?

[00:28:06] Five.

[00:28:07] Okay, so you rolled a five.

[00:28:08] Fourteen minus five.

[00:28:10] Nine.

[00:28:11] That's a mixed success.

[00:28:12] That's a mixed success.

[00:28:13] Both of our clocks fill fully.

[00:28:15] What does this mean?

[00:28:18] As per the rules, it means we both succeed.

[00:28:21] You both succeed.

[00:28:23] You both grab onto this tiny little Dumbo Paki fan at the same time.

[00:28:28] Brother!

[00:28:31] Don't hurt the Jetskull.

[00:28:34] No.

[00:28:35] He's a baby.

[00:28:37] I don't mean to hurt it.

[00:28:40] I just want to finally see if it has what we want.

[00:28:44] He's my nook.

[00:28:46] He has now also adopted this Paki fan.

[00:28:49] I wanted that, to be honest.

[00:28:51] Okay, so Hia, what are examples of a soft move?

[00:28:54] Because I held a soft move instead of giving a modifier earlier due to a rule I made up

[00:28:59] on the spot.

[00:29:00] A soft move is essentially something bad is about to happen, but you can respond.

[00:29:05] Oh, okay.

[00:29:06] That's perfect.

[00:29:07] You guys know the climax of Dumbo where he's diving and then the feather goes

[00:29:11] whish and then Timothy is like, oh my God, fly!

[00:29:14] That's happening to you now because the feather card has flown out with the force with

[00:29:19] which both parties have grabbed this tiny little elephant.

[00:29:22] And so now you got to convince this elephant to fly or do something else before it plummets

[00:29:27] slash before Randy does something.

[00:29:30] I fall a second after everyone else because I didn't realize the ground beneath me had

[00:29:35] collapsed.

[00:29:36] Because cartoon physics.

[00:29:37] Yeah, I just turn around like, did we do it?

[00:29:41] All right.

[00:29:44] I think it would be a lot more fun to do something else, but I will say if nobody has any ideas,

[00:29:51] I can try to create a gust of wind to get the card.

[00:29:56] But I would really like to just encourage this little boy to fly.

[00:30:00] My little Jitzko, you can fly.

[00:30:04] You will fly.

[00:30:05] Flap, flap, flap.

[00:30:07] What do you do?

[00:30:08] Pack of hats do not fly.

[00:30:10] This one does.

[00:30:11] You can do.

[00:30:12] Are you not seeing how this was flying?

[00:30:15] Come on, you can do it.

[00:30:17] Just flap your little ears.

[00:30:19] You don't need the card to fly.

[00:30:22] All you need is your inner like love.

[00:30:26] The love of your, of your prancha deck.

[00:30:30] It's lift you up.

[00:30:32] Love lifts you up where you belong.

[00:30:35] Can I spend an AP to have something useful up here in the scene?

[00:30:39] Yes.

[00:30:40] This Paki Fant had a very sad life.

[00:30:43] He's toured all the dimensions and at one point tragically he lost his mother.

[00:30:49] You never thought he'd see her again.

[00:30:51] Did you get lost?

[00:30:52] Did she die?

[00:30:53] Who knows?

[00:30:54] We don't know if it's real or we don't know if it's an illusion, but just like fucking Mufasa from The Lying King

[00:31:01] in the distance, the Paki Fant sees a vision of his mother staring at him, nodding with approval.

[00:31:09] In Paki Fant, the mother Paki Fant says,

[00:31:13] Happy Cap, Happy Cap.

[00:31:15] And what that translates to is listen to your grandfather, listen to your prancha deck.

[00:31:20] And you see an elephant fly.

[00:31:23] He flies without the feather card.

[00:31:26] He flies with nothing but the support of his new friends and this random chicken who appeared.

[00:31:31] Where does he end up?

[00:31:33] Fit fly.

[00:31:36] You and this little Paki Fant soared gloriously through this terrifying pink circus dimension

[00:31:42] until you sail right through an open door, which just so happens to be the door that you need to go through

[00:31:47] to get back to the stage.

[00:31:50] You sail through the curtain that Randy Scandal had closed earlier

[00:31:54] and you tumble out of a very small hole in a very clown-like fashion

[00:31:59] landing perfectly in a gymnastic pose.

[00:32:02] The crowd has stayed there throughout the entire intermission and they go wild.

[00:32:06] Your stars, now your circus stars.

[00:32:08] Yes!

[00:32:10] Yay!

[00:32:11] Papa, are you going to go to Konium?

[00:32:14] Yes.

[00:32:15] Which means approximately good renounce or like throw it out with the rubbish.

[00:32:22] Nice.

[00:32:23] In the front row, the still unnamed lady Polish librarian claps

[00:32:28] because she just stayed behind.

[00:32:30] In the front row eating popcorn the whole time.

[00:32:32] Wondering where Pradjecek and friends have gone.

[00:32:34] We are here!

[00:32:36] Pradjecek, Pradjecek, Papscha will be so impressed.

[00:32:39] Meet your brother!

[00:32:43] Oh, this is the Paki Fant.

[00:32:45] The cute little R-Do, I love the Paki Fant.

[00:32:47] He is my nook now.

[00:32:49] Yes?

[00:32:50] So is your brother.

[00:32:53] Pradjecek, you are so full of surprises.

[00:32:55] Today I went to work and it was normal day

[00:32:59] and now I have dates for Papscha

[00:33:02] and I have the Paki Fant brother.

[00:33:04] Wonderful day.

[00:33:05] I look over to Brzo and I elbow him

[00:33:09] and I say a Paki Fant for a brother.

[00:33:12] Can you imagine how absurd that would be?

[00:33:14] That would be ridiculous.

[00:33:16] Yeah, no, that is not...

[00:33:18] That would be the strangest kind of sibling

[00:33:22] that one can have as I laugh earnestly.

[00:33:26] In my mouth, my pupil turns into a big laugh

[00:33:30] as we laugh together.

[00:33:32] Arm and arm and everyone applauds.

[00:33:35] Oh, this old kiss is such a wonderful place.

[00:33:38] No.

[00:33:55] Can I have a post credits request?

[00:34:02] Yeah.

[00:34:03] Can we just have Emily roll convince somebody

[00:34:05] I want to see how the date goes?

[00:34:07] Yes, how does your date with Papscha go?

[00:34:09] Nine.

[00:34:10] You get a second date with a nine.

[00:34:12] It's not a full success,

[00:34:14] but it's a great deal.

[00:34:16] I'm going to be able to get a second date

[00:34:19] with a nine.

[00:34:20] I'm going to be able to get a second date

[00:34:22] with a nine.

[00:34:23] It's not a full success, but it's not a failure either.

[00:34:26] I don't go on the second date.

[00:34:28] You don't want to go on the second date with Papscha?

[00:34:31] This complicate everything for a Polish librarian.

[00:34:34] She's the good-naked for you, Pajanek.

[00:34:36] The problem is...

[00:34:38] Yes?

[00:34:39] Usually...

[00:34:40] Yes?

[00:34:41] Educated women...

[00:34:43] Look.

[00:34:44] Do not like me.

[00:34:46] Oh, Pajanek.

[00:34:49] They see me, they say,

[00:34:51] oh, you are handsome, Pajanek.

[00:34:53] But then they talk to me and they're like,

[00:34:56] oh, I don't know about you, Pajanek.

[00:34:59] So I do not want to make her sad,

[00:35:01] which means I do not want Papscha to hate me,

[00:35:04] which means I ghost her, literally.

[00:35:07] Why do you ghost my Papscha?

[00:35:11] I am a ghost.

[00:35:13] Oh, I made out a ghost.

[00:35:18] This is what Randall sounds like.

[00:35:20] Randall from Monsters, Inc.

[00:35:22] So I said the ringmaster?

[00:35:24] That would be Randy Scandal, the ringmaster, yes.

[00:35:27] Randy Scandal, the shirtless ringmaster.

[00:35:29] Randy Scandal, the shirtless ringmaster, who is like a...

[00:35:32] I mean, you know what?

[00:35:33] But if you think about it,

[00:35:34] Randall is shirtless, so like...

[00:35:36] Randall is shirtless.

[00:35:38] Randall doesn't have any clothes if you really think about it,

[00:35:41] so maybe we should stop.

[00:35:42] I was going for like a creepy, like,

[00:35:45] meh-hair because that's what Randall is.

[00:35:48] Yeah.

[00:35:49] But now he's shirtless, so...

[00:35:53] Also, one of my favorite things about this

[00:35:55] is that the way works the system works,

[00:35:58] we're supposed to vote on it,

[00:35:59] but every time you've just given up and said,

[00:36:01] sure, that's a law,

[00:36:02] so I haven't actually had to spend any of my AP

[00:36:05] because we haven't actually used the rule.

[00:36:08] I've just threatened you with it,

[00:36:09] and you've said, yeah, sure, I guess that's true.

[00:36:12] Well, I'm fun.

[00:36:14] I'm the fun mom.

[00:36:16] It's true.

[00:36:18] I clicked a second song.

[00:36:19] I clicked it, that's why I'm playing it.

[00:36:21] You clicked it, I see you banging.

[00:36:23] Yeah.

[00:36:24] When the Pink Elephant song that I linked ends,

[00:36:26] there's also a longer one that has other

[00:36:28] Electro Swing Disney chase songs,

[00:36:30] including the Scarefloor from Monsters Inc.

[00:36:33] And...

[00:36:34] Oh, what is this?

[00:36:36] Run, llama, run.

[00:36:37] Electro Swing?

[00:36:38] From Emperor's New Groove.

[00:36:40] It's in the chat, so that is also your music.

[00:36:42] I wanted to link just Pink Elephants first,

[00:36:44] but then there's one that has several more.

[00:36:47] Amazing.

[00:36:48] I want this on my Spotify, but this is for another time.

[00:36:52] What I really want to do,

[00:36:54] even though it's not practical,

[00:36:56] is undeclare what's-his-name-guilty

[00:37:01] and declare the correct elephant guilty.

[00:37:06] Too bad, so sad.

[00:37:10] You've already used this one.

[00:37:12] One character guilty at a time.

[00:37:14] Well, declare a pic...

[00:37:15] It doesn't say anything about removing.

[00:37:17] Yeah, the idea is that you can swap.

[00:37:19] I will let you swap it.

[00:37:21] Do you guys want to go talk to Clown Reed again?

[00:37:25] Or are you okay with how this ended?

[00:37:27] I'm happy.

[00:37:28] I'm content.

[00:37:29] Okay.

[00:37:30] I like how it ended.

[00:37:31] I'm happy.

[00:37:32] Okay.

[00:37:33] Like, none of us were super, super invested

[00:37:35] in the actual cards.

[00:37:37] It was the adventure.

[00:37:38] I'm gonna be honest.

[00:37:39] I don't give a shit about the cards.

[00:37:41] I was just gonna let him keep up.

[00:37:43] I don't give a shit about Clown Reed.

[00:37:46] I just wanted to say Clown Cards

[00:37:48] because it's Clown Cards,

[00:37:50] but with one N added.

[00:37:52] And Schneeg and Lef mean snow and lion in Polish.

[00:37:57] So that was supposed to be like Yuba and Kiro.

[00:38:00] Oh my God.

[00:38:01] Oh my God.

[00:38:02] Oh my God.

[00:38:03] That's why it was a tiny lion.

[00:38:06] Because it was Kiro.

[00:38:08] Oh my God.

[00:38:09] It's a tiny little lion.

[00:38:10] Oh my God.

[00:38:12] Okay.