Transcripts

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your death! Not quite sure what's going on? That's common for new residents. Let's fill you in on the details.

A child, a journalist, and a skeleton walk into a cave...

It's the first day of school! The perfect time to make new friends... and new enemies. Also, Quique deals with a bird.

Hilda confronts an unbeatable opponent, while Quique tries the equally gargantuan task of working with himself. Also, Emily's character is finally here!

The thrill of waiting in line! The drama of handling tickets! The terror of dealing with the Valley's most aggravating man! A movie's about to premiere, but before they can watch it, our players need to deal with some action-packed mundanity of their own.

Hilda and Irene try to break into a movie. Sparky tries to break into her ex's heart.

The children of the Valley take a day to figure out what adults they want to be. Unfortunately, they have to choose between Quique and Sparky.

Everyone tries to find their way out of a nightmarish escape room for toddlers, and Hallie has the worst luck of any episode. Ever.

It's time for the first official duel of the Intermortal Necromon Championship! But before that can begin, Sparky has to fail at dating.

It's time for the first official duel of the Intermortal Necromon Championship! But before that can begin, Sparky has to fail at dating.

It was supposed to be just another Sunday. An uneventful Sunday. The perfect Sunday. But crime waits for no man.

Quique hunts for another missing Necromon, aided by a new detective/rival/assistant. Sparky desperately searches for a single rutabaga.

Our two mysteries come to a close with an unexpected twist that teaches Kyle an important lesson about roleplaying the hard way.

Who doesn't love camping? You're isolated with people you don't like, the tents are impossible to set up, and... what was that shadow in the woods?

Hilda hunts the monster she created. Irene gets hunted by something worse.

It's time for a party! ...at ScubaCorp. Oh dear.

Surrounded on all sides by sinister doppelgängers, it's time for Quique to die hard using an extra hand, some movies, and Irene's personal militia.

One side riots. Another interrogates. No Quiclone is spared.

It's time for the second showdown between Quique/Irene and Eddie/Ronda! Oh, and some other people are there too, I guess.

We reach the end of the Intermortal Necromon Championship and, if Sparky isn't careful, the world itself.

Who is Sammy Ester?

The trial begins, but more is at stake than our attorneys realize.

Irene's trial ends with an imposter, a song, and a Bang.

Four cryptids. One letter. Zero sense of boundaries.

After learning they're the Raveyard's main attraction, the Cryptids need to escape Yugi's balls.

Now boarding: all passengers to the Hereafter.